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zestynoodle
@zestynoodle.bsky.social
Attorney General of the United States

He/Him
My opinions are objectively correct
If you argue in bad faith or are annoying im just gonna block you </3
Best notification I've ever gotten
December 11, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Fuck off dude
(Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
If you disagree you're a revisionist (a denier of the eternal science of Marxist-Leninism-Zestyism) #communism #leftism #politics #trump #real #minecraft #pleasegooutwithmejessicaimbeggingyouitsbeen10dayssinceivetextedyouandyoustillhaventresponded
November 17, 2024 at 6:27 AM
October 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
who the fuck is this guy who just followed me?
Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone
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August 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard

#theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
August 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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March 1, 2024 at 5:10 PM
February 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Does this work
February 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I love how my phone just snitches on my dad for daydrinking
February 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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February 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
PROUD FLORIDIAN 🐊🍊🌊
February 1, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Ur turn
January 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Face reveal!!! (Floridian)
January 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
33% is crazy 😭
January 19, 2024 at 3:31 PM
January 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
i love my loyal fanbase :3
January 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
The assassin made his gun in a cave! With a box of rocks!
January 18, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This is bullshit
January 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM