zestynoodle
@zestynoodle.bsky.social
Attorney General of the United States
He/Him
My opinions are objectively correct
If you argue in bad faith or are annoying im just gonna block you </3
He/Him
My opinions are objectively correct
If you argue in bad faith or are annoying im just gonna block you </3
April 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!
December 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!
My followers are all so pretty omg
December 21, 2024 at 2:55 AM
My followers are all so pretty omg
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When stupid libshits think they are actually kokiri hit ‘em with the thousand fairy stare
December 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
When stupid libshits think they are actually kokiri hit ‘em with the thousand fairy stare
Best notification I've ever gotten
December 11, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Best notification I've ever gotten
Fuck off dude
(Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
(Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Fuck off dude
(Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
(Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
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ELON AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT ME BEINT PUBLIC ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON AND VLAD
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
ELON AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT ME BEINT PUBLIC ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON AND VLAD
Our president has such a beautiful way with words, truly a modern Cicero!
SHE MIKE ON MY JOHNSON TIL I CONVICT
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Our president has such a beautiful way with words, truly a modern Cicero!
Can't wait to get started on going after the WOKE. Take that Comrade Kamala and Sleepy Joe and crooked Hillary and Barack HUSSEIN Obama. USA! 🇱🇷 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
HIRED. NO BACKGROUND CHECK NEEDED
@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Can't wait to get started on going after the WOKE. Take that Comrade Kamala and Sleepy Joe and crooked Hillary and Barack HUSSEIN Obama. USA! 🇱🇷 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
November 21, 2024 at 6:09 PM
@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
- im floridan
- not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration)
- im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough)
Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
My friend @oxoko.bsky.social wants you to know that you should always assume that he's smart smart. You mess up when he least expects it. He messes up when you MOST expect it. That makes him the more safe genius.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 AM
My friend @oxoko.bsky.social wants you to know that you should always assume that he's smart smart. You mess up when he least expects it. He messes up when you MOST expect it. That makes him the more safe genius.
If you disagree you're a revisionist (a denier of the eternal science of Marxist-Leninism-Zestyism) #communism #leftism #politics #trump #real #minecraft #pleasegooutwithmejessicaimbeggingyouitsbeen10dayssinceivetextedyouandyoustillhaventresponded
November 17, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If you disagree you're a revisionist (a denier of the eternal science of Marxist-Leninism-Zestyism) #communism #leftism #politics #trump #real #minecraft #pleasegooutwithmejessicaimbeggingyouitsbeen10dayssinceivetextedyouandyoustillhaventresponded
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Joe many liberals…,,,
Too jenner….
BLON TWINKS?????
The grinch?
Too jenner….
BLON TWINKS?????
The grinch?
November 14, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Joe many liberals…,,,
Too jenner….
BLON TWINKS?????
The grinch?
Too jenner….
BLON TWINKS?????
The grinch?
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5 likes and I will post a video of me busting a nut screaming full volume
April 26, 2024 at 1:54 AM
5 likes and I will post a video of me busting a nut screaming full volume
Im literally the vanguard of the revolution btw #marxist #maosist #leftist #lenincametomeinadream #real #ally #communist #socialist #hashtag #minecraft
September 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Im literally the vanguard of the revolution btw #marxist #maosist #leftist #lenincametomeinadream #real #ally #communist #socialist #hashtag #minecraft
I've tried to stay silent about this, but i cannot remain silent anymore, as silence is the worst form of violence.
I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone"
I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world.
#pokemon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...
I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone"
I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world.
#pokemon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...
JustinRPG - Stuck In Lugia's Stomach Alone
YouTube video by Cool As Hell Robot
www.youtube.com
August 10, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I've tried to stay silent about this, but i cannot remain silent anymore, as silence is the worst form of violence.
I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone"
I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world.
#pokemon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...
I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone"
I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world.
#pokemon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...
Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick on bluesky acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am i allergic to females? i told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh im out here getting clowned on by my own mom 💀💀💀
August 8, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick on bluesky acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am i allergic to females? i told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh im out here getting clowned on by my own mom 💀💀💀
who the fuck is this guy who just followed me?
Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone
boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...
Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone
boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...
August 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
who the fuck is this guy who just followed me?
Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone
boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...
Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone
boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...
Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard
#theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
#theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
August 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard
#theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
#theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
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Monkey paw curls when I wish for the midus cuck all my chairs gold
July 31, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Monkey paw curls when I wish for the midus cuck all my chairs gold
We're going back in time to the first twinksgiving to get bussy off the menu
May 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
We're going back in time to the first twinksgiving to get bussy off the menu
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Forced to post this because i played this. i got to level 9, almost won. But friend @zestynoodle.bsky.social won by tricking one of the players lmao. #epictroll #troll #meme #tabletop #cardgame #ohgodsomanycharacters #hashtag #bluesky #fuck #munchkin #lmao #gamerrage #funny #help #helpme #aaaaaaaaaa
April 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Forced to post this because i played this. i got to level 9, almost won. But friend @zestynoodle.bsky.social won by tricking one of the players lmao. #epictroll #troll #meme #tabletop #cardgame #ohgodsomanycharacters #hashtag #bluesky #fuck #munchkin #lmao #gamerrage #funny #help #helpme #aaaaaaaaaa