Zero Gravitas
@zerogravitas.bsky.social
on here to post into the void about sumo
I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
he/him
I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
he/him
My KC picks for Kyushu 2025
Hoshoryu
Aonishiki
Hiradoumi
Ichiyamamoto
Fujinokawa
All vibe picks, just guys whose sumo I appreciate. Didn’t keep up with training or injury reports so here goes
Hoshoryu
Aonishiki
Hiradoumi
Ichiyamamoto
Fujinokawa
All vibe picks, just guys whose sumo I appreciate. Didn’t keep up with training or injury reports so here goes
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My KC picks for Kyushu 2025
Hoshoryu
Aonishiki
Hiradoumi
Ichiyamamoto
Fujinokawa
All vibe picks, just guys whose sumo I appreciate. Didn’t keep up with training or injury reports so here goes
Hoshoryu
Aonishiki
Hiradoumi
Ichiyamamoto
Fujinokawa
All vibe picks, just guys whose sumo I appreciate. Didn’t keep up with training or injury reports so here goes
I ended up 3 points from the bottom! Not good!
Nothing else to say other than that I’ll keep doing my brand of fantasy sumo and I’ll try my best in Fukuoka
Nothing else to say other than that I’ll keep doing my brand of fantasy sumo and I’ll try my best in Fukuoka
September 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I ended up 3 points from the bottom! Not good!
Nothing else to say other than that I’ll keep doing my brand of fantasy sumo and I’ll try my best in Fukuoka
Nothing else to say other than that I’ll keep doing my brand of fantasy sumo and I’ll try my best in Fukuoka
NISHIKIGI AT TWO WINS NOW!!!
Roga was probably expecting an easy win but he underestimated my boy
#sumo
#sumospoilers
Roga was probably expecting an easy win but he underestimated my boy
#sumo
#sumospoilers
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
NISHIKIGI AT TWO WINS NOW!!!
Roga was probably expecting an easy win but he underestimated my boy
#sumo
#sumospoilers
Roga was probably expecting an easy win but he underestimated my boy
#sumo
#sumospoilers
NISHIKIGI SHONICHI!!!
A nakabi shonichi obv isn’t ideal, but fingers crossed he can turn things around enough to not end up in deep juryo
#sumospoilers
A nakabi shonichi obv isn’t ideal, but fingers crossed he can turn things around enough to not end up in deep juryo
#sumospoilers
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
NISHIKIGI SHONICHI!!!
A nakabi shonichi obv isn’t ideal, but fingers crossed he can turn things around enough to not end up in deep juryo
#sumospoilers
A nakabi shonichi obv isn’t ideal, but fingers crossed he can turn things around enough to not end up in deep juryo
#sumospoilers
the spring colors makuuchi bout only happens once a tournament. like this post and ura and ichiyams will bless your crops until the next basho
September 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
the spring colors makuuchi bout only happens once a tournament. like this post and ura and ichiyams will bless your crops until the next basho
My kachi clash picks. I’ve already dropped to juryo so may as well go with my heart…
Hoshoryu, Daieisho, and Nishikigi are all old faves that have been struggling with injury recently, hoping for some bounce backs
Definitely on the WTK ozeki run train
And a bit of Abi chaos for good luck
Hoshoryu, Daieisho, and Nishikigi are all old faves that have been struggling with injury recently, hoping for some bounce backs
Definitely on the WTK ozeki run train
And a bit of Abi chaos for good luck
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My kachi clash picks. I’ve already dropped to juryo so may as well go with my heart…
Hoshoryu, Daieisho, and Nishikigi are all old faves that have been struggling with injury recently, hoping for some bounce backs
Definitely on the WTK ozeki run train
And a bit of Abi chaos for good luck
Hoshoryu, Daieisho, and Nishikigi are all old faves that have been struggling with injury recently, hoping for some bounce backs
Definitely on the WTK ozeki run train
And a bit of Abi chaos for good luck
Kotozakura as flag bearer! No kotoeiho. I’m sad that we didn’t get the whole Sadogatake baby face gang in the car together.
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
July 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Kotozakura as flag bearer! No kotoeiho. I’m sad that we didn’t get the whole Sadogatake baby face gang in the car together.
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
I’d wear this as a shirt
July 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’d wear this as a shirt
July 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Yeah this is when everyone (inc me) expected him to crumple and it just didn’t happen
Was surprised to see that his win yesterday puts him in a select group who can claim a positive record vs Onosato. Obviously Big O isn’t at his best right now but it wasn’t a fluke
Was surprised to see that his win yesterday puts him in a select group who can claim a positive record vs Onosato. Obviously Big O isn’t at his best right now but it wasn’t a fluke
July 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Yeah this is when everyone (inc me) expected him to crumple and it just didn’t happen
Was surprised to see that his win yesterday puts him in a select group who can claim a positive record vs Onosato. Obviously Big O isn’t at his best right now but it wasn’t a fluke
Was surprised to see that his win yesterday puts him in a select group who can claim a positive record vs Onosato. Obviously Big O isn’t at his best right now but it wasn’t a fluke
My brain is unable to process that this little guy is the same monster who henka’d poor Atamifuji!
July 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
My brain is unable to process that this little guy is the same monster who henka’d poor Atamifuji!
AI continues to be the most worthless piece of shit ever, should have just used sumodb
Anyway apparently Atamifuji does not have any kinboshis, could have sworn he got one off Hoshoryu
Anyway apparently Atamifuji does not have any kinboshis, could have sworn he got one off Hoshoryu
July 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
AI continues to be the most worthless piece of shit ever, should have just used sumodb
Anyway apparently Atamifuji does not have any kinboshis, could have sworn he got one off Hoshoryu
Anyway apparently Atamifuji does not have any kinboshis, could have sworn he got one off Hoshoryu
I like kinpira gobo but haven’t made it in a few years. I forgot how handling raw burdock root makes your hands itch like a mf…
July 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I like kinpira gobo but haven’t made it in a few years. I forgot how handling raw burdock root makes your hands itch like a mf…
If you sent this picture back in time one year, put a gun to my head, and had me guess which currently active sanyaku rikishi it was, I would die
#sumo
#sumo
July 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If you sent this picture back in time one year, put a gun to my head, and had me guess which currently active sanyaku rikishi it was, I would die
#sumo
#sumo
Very sweet of Onosato to choose his master’s old buddy to be his flag-bearer. Let’s hope Takayasu can return the favor some day…
Photo source: www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...
Photo source: www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...
May 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Very sweet of Onosato to choose his master’s old buddy to be his flag-bearer. Let’s hope Takayasu can return the favor some day…
Photo source: www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...
Photo source: www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...
Something just feels right about watching sumo on a crt
May 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Something just feels right about watching sumo on a crt
Slow day at work so here’s an unfinished pencil sketch of Hokutofuji
Don’t usually draw but I’ve been inspired by the great sumo art accounts on here like @artofsumo.bsky.social and @irisleu.bsky.social (it’s an absolute crime that iris has fewer than 10 followers on here. Get on that!)
Don’t usually draw but I’ve been inspired by the great sumo art accounts on here like @artofsumo.bsky.social and @irisleu.bsky.social (it’s an absolute crime that iris has fewer than 10 followers on here. Get on that!)
May 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Slow day at work so here’s an unfinished pencil sketch of Hokutofuji
Don’t usually draw but I’ve been inspired by the great sumo art accounts on here like @artofsumo.bsky.social and @irisleu.bsky.social (it’s an absolute crime that iris has fewer than 10 followers on here. Get on that!)
Don’t usually draw but I’ve been inspired by the great sumo art accounts on here like @artofsumo.bsky.social and @irisleu.bsky.social (it’s an absolute crime that iris has fewer than 10 followers on here. Get on that!)
May 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Oh, and when in doubt, slam that sprint ability and gtfo
![Caves of Qud meme in the style of da share zone. Looks like a text box from the game with a character sprite in the background.
Text reads:
-[ JUST WALK OUT ]-
you can leave!!!
quest
speaking 2 peers
sermons
ruin
brightsheol
regen tube
schematic shoppi
too fancy gun store
templar if your quick
legnedaries
IF IT SUCKS.. HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit
DA QUD ZONE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:arehtkhm24iksenaf6etje42/bafkreigmimyx2g5ene26djx5n4elpado3opvbqznsq7zntbj6utbw465dq@jpeg)
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, and when in doubt, slam that sprint ability and gtfo
April 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NISHIKIGI SHONICHI🎉
March 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
NISHIKIGI SHONICHI🎉
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM