Ah Listen
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Wife, mother, happy little camper. Occasionally I eat garlic bread.
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Not really a spoiler: there's a british tv crime drama episode where the harbormaster did it and there's another one where the harbormaster did not do it
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not really a spoiler: there's a british tv crime drama episode where the harbormaster did it and there's another one where the harbormaster did not do it
Honestly, everything is just a bit ridiculously over the top levels of stupidity. It has been 400 hundred years since January, and everything is insane. At this point, if you're still eating healthily and eating dessert AFTER dinner, then you're deranged or a demigod.
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Honestly, everything is just a bit ridiculously over the top levels of stupidity. It has been 400 hundred years since January, and everything is insane. At this point, if you're still eating healthily and eating dessert AFTER dinner, then you're deranged or a demigod.
Bob Mortimer is a British national treasure.
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Bob Mortimer is a British national treasure.
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I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
March 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
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Folks, I have been watching TASKMASTER paying close attention (close your ears if you hate spoily things).
Here’s what I think, tell me if I’m wrong.
I think some of these tasks are made difficult ON PURPOSE.
Here’s what I think, tell me if I’m wrong.
I think some of these tasks are made difficult ON PURPOSE.
March 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Folks, I have been watching TASKMASTER paying close attention (close your ears if you hate spoily things).
Here’s what I think, tell me if I’m wrong.
I think some of these tasks are made difficult ON PURPOSE.
Here’s what I think, tell me if I’m wrong.
I think some of these tasks are made difficult ON PURPOSE.
Good morning, beautiful people! Your daily reminder that the Void is filling quickly, so get your screams in early, folks! Also, it's never a bad time to kneecap your nearest Nazi. Peace be with you, remember to hydrate and half a good weekend ❤️
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Good morning, beautiful people! Your daily reminder that the Void is filling quickly, so get your screams in early, folks! Also, it's never a bad time to kneecap your nearest Nazi. Peace be with you, remember to hydrate and half a good weekend ❤️
Had dodgy mole removed from outside of right hand, healing nicely, waiting on biopsy results. Nervous AND in pain. Also, being right hand dominant in these situations sucks. This is 24 hous later mid-dressing change. Healing nicely :)
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Had dodgy mole removed from outside of right hand, healing nicely, waiting on biopsy results. Nervous AND in pain. Also, being right hand dominant in these situations sucks. This is 24 hous later mid-dressing change. Healing nicely :)
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Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
February 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
Just a girl screaming into the Void at the futility of having an iota of Common sense in 2025 while the Void looks on, confused at what it's done to deserve any of this. "HEY! QUIT THAT! ONE MORE AND IT'S ANOTHER ELDRITCH HORROR FOR YOOOUUU"!
February 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just a girl screaming into the Void at the futility of having an iota of Common sense in 2025 while the Void looks on, confused at what it's done to deserve any of this. "HEY! QUIT THAT! ONE MORE AND IT'S ANOTHER ELDRITCH HORROR FOR YOOOUUU"!
At this point, you really shouldn't be asking why we picked the bear. You SHOULD be asking why you didn't elect one President .
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
At this point, you really shouldn't be asking why we picked the bear. You SHOULD be asking why you didn't elect one President .
Good afternoon, you wonderful bowl of perfectly heated pumpkin soup. I hope your day is just the right amount of interesting, and you have just the right amount of hydration and rest. ❤️ May the weather be moderately temperate, and you find the tastiest of all the snacks 😀
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Good afternoon, you wonderful bowl of perfectly heated pumpkin soup. I hope your day is just the right amount of interesting, and you have just the right amount of hydration and rest. ❤️ May the weather be moderately temperate, and you find the tastiest of all the snacks 😀
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Joan Wiffen, self-taught palaeontologist known for discovering the first dinosaur fossils in New Zealand, was born #OTD, 1922. wp.me/p3ihHu-4YT #WomeninSTEM #histsci ⚒️🧪
February 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Joan Wiffen, self-taught palaeontologist known for discovering the first dinosaur fossils in New Zealand, was born #OTD, 1922. wp.me/p3ihHu-4YT #WomeninSTEM #histsci ⚒️🧪
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Elon is accusing people of committing crimes while he’s actually committing crimes.
February 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Elon is accusing people of committing crimes while he’s actually committing crimes.
These are my special favorites, Don't tell the others. #Boredwalk
January 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
These are my special favorites, Don't tell the others. #Boredwalk
I prepared in advance ..
January 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I prepared in advance ..
Insomnia is the worst, and I want cheesecake.Quitting nicotine is going reaaaall well so far. Yep. Nope. This sucks and I hate it. Gah. Help. #Smokefree
January 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Insomnia is the worst, and I want cheesecake.Quitting nicotine is going reaaaall well so far. Yep. Nope. This sucks and I hate it. Gah. Help. #Smokefree
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Oh, look. It's the ENTIRE world's wealth sitting in one room plotting the next Bond movie in real time. Nothing to worry about there. #Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh, look. It's the ENTIRE world's wealth sitting in one room plotting the next Bond movie in real time. Nothing to worry about there. #Inauguration
The air tastes like danger. That doesn't make sense, yet it's still true. Feeling of foreboding.
Good luck out there, everyone. No deals with the Fae, always look at the eyes and never take candy from a stranger ❤️
Good luck out there, everyone. No deals with the Fae, always look at the eyes and never take candy from a stranger ❤️
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The air tastes like danger. That doesn't make sense, yet it's still true. Feeling of foreboding.
Good luck out there, everyone. No deals with the Fae, always look at the eyes and never take candy from a stranger ❤️
Good luck out there, everyone. No deals with the Fae, always look at the eyes and never take candy from a stranger ❤️
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Imagine being such 'a badde neighboure' that 14 of your fellow villagers submit a petition calling you a ‘veary troublesome & contumelious persone’, known for ‘Raylinge, scowldinge and fightinge’.
Raise a glass to Alice Due of Ash in 1604.
#EarlyModern #PowerOfPetitioning 🗃️ Kent Archives QM/SB/520
Raise a glass to Alice Due of Ash in 1604.
#EarlyModern #PowerOfPetitioning 🗃️ Kent Archives QM/SB/520
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Imagine being such 'a badde neighboure' that 14 of your fellow villagers submit a petition calling you a ‘veary troublesome & contumelious persone’, known for ‘Raylinge, scowldinge and fightinge’.
Raise a glass to Alice Due of Ash in 1604.
#EarlyModern #PowerOfPetitioning 🗃️ Kent Archives QM/SB/520
Raise a glass to Alice Due of Ash in 1604.
#EarlyModern #PowerOfPetitioning 🗃️ Kent Archives QM/SB/520
By my age, I thought there'd be less international right-wing, misogynistic, full-on human rights ignoring type things and more quicksand and soup
There's a distinct lack of both.
There's a distinct lack of both.
January 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
By my age, I thought there'd be less international right-wing, misogynistic, full-on human rights ignoring type things and more quicksand and soup
There's a distinct lack of both.
There's a distinct lack of both.
