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We are living in a golden age for losers.
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
how to be a man
9 panel comic P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre" In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight. P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight... P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW" P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing" P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
You should probably live your life in a way that almost every bit of news about your death isn't a joke about how shitty you were. Anyway RIP Hulk Hogan.
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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markykfabe.bsky.social
I hope WWE listens to their audience. This should be the Hulkster’s last live appearance BROTHER

#WWERaw
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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markykfabe.bsky.social
I’ve had to cut people out of my life due to their support and behavior based around the doctrines of MAGA. It’s sad, because I genuinely thought they were good people, and then they went and said some disturbing, disgusting, distressing and just plain bizarre shit.

Good riddance to bad rubbish ✌🏼
dr-r-strange.bsky.social Dr-R-Strange @dr-r-strange.bsky.social · Dec 4
We fucked up, Merica.
December 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM