Zeppy Constantine
@zeppconsta.bsky.social
My cousin Katrina Norseman's last name is Norseman
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
NYT, you so nasty 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
NYT, you so nasty 🥴
I'm posting from Brooklyn btw! Now for a limited time
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm posting from Brooklyn btw! Now for a limited time
They can't keep getting away with this
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They can't keep getting away with this
I thought Weapons was a lot of fun to watch!
August 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I thought Weapons was a lot of fun to watch!
Nothing but love and respect for our disheveled oatmeal president
August 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nothing but love and respect for our disheveled oatmeal president
Oooh, some more good news for all you gold heads
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oooh, some more good news for all you gold heads
Me showing up to work late and pretending everyone else was just early
July 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me showing up to work late and pretending everyone else was just early
Now it's a party!
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Now it's a party!
Vibes I'm picking up outta NYC tonight
June 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Vibes I'm picking up outta NYC tonight
Went to the garage sales over the weekend
June 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Went to the garage sales over the weekend
This *feels* important
May 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This *feels* important
Tuscon is so beautiful!!
May 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Tuscon is so beautiful!!
That bus meme but it's me and the caption is "I didn't obsessively read the news today"
May 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That bus meme but it's me and the caption is "I didn't obsessively read the news today"
SPECIAL BOY! ⤵️ WE HAVE A SPECIAL BOY ⤵️ ON OUR HANDS!!
April 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SPECIAL BOY! ⤵️ WE HAVE A SPECIAL BOY ⤵️ ON OUR HANDS!!
Good morning friends! 🌻
April 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning friends! 🌻
Big lol, lmao maybe even
April 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Big lol, lmao maybe even
The Temu girlies are officially SHOOK! Now the dot connecting begins...
April 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Temu girlies are officially SHOOK! Now the dot connecting begins...
