Zeppy Constantine
@zeppconsta.bsky.social
My cousin Katrina Norseman's last name is Norseman
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I love being THE world class premiere dummy boi ❤️
2026 we're bringing paranoia back in a big way but this time I can prove it!
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
2026 we're bringing paranoia back in a big way but this time I can prove it!
Me to my boyfriend when he decided to wake up grumpy this morning
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me to my boyfriend when he decided to wake up grumpy this morning
"Happy 4th of July!!" - my impersonation of someone that doesn't own a calendar
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Happy 4th of July!!" - my impersonation of someone that doesn't own a calendar
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
I accidentally put this Meredith Monk song on one of my Christmas playlists 5 years ago and it's been a must listen every holiday season since
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
Monk: Education of The Girlchild: The Tale
YouTube video by Meredith Monk - Topic
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I accidentally put this Meredith Monk song on one of my Christmas playlists 5 years ago and it's been a must listen every holiday season since
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
Hope all the schizo-gram posters I've formed a parasocial relationship with are having a good Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hope all the schizo-gram posters I've formed a parasocial relationship with are having a good Christmas
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️🎅🏾
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️🎅🏾
Not telling the dog to shut up when he's barking at the neighbors but instead that we're having "structured quiet time"
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not telling the dog to shut up when he's barking at the neighbors but instead that we're having "structured quiet time"
What will the old stadium be used for now? Wrong answers only
Update: The stadium will be built in Wyandotte County and will be surrounded by an entertainment district, Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly said. A new team headquarters and a practice facility will be built in Olathe.
New Chiefs stadium to be built in WyCo, with practice facility in Olathe
The stadium will be built in Wyandotte County and will be surrounded by an entertainment district, Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly said. A new team headquarters and a practice facility will be built in Olathe.
bit.ly
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What will the old stadium be used for now? Wrong answers only
Becoming someone who watches DREW on cable, let's see where this goes
December 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Becoming someone who watches DREW on cable, let's see where this goes
There's a 50-50 chance I see Argentina play the World Cup in June 👀
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's a 50-50 chance I see Argentina play the World Cup in June 👀
Huge news! I've been awarded the definitely real, definitely prestigious inaugural(!!) dummy boi medal of courage!
No time to rest on laurels, I'm already beginning my campaign for 2026 - let's get this!
No time to rest on laurels, I'm already beginning my campaign for 2026 - let's get this!
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Huge news! I've been awarded the definitely real, definitely prestigious inaugural(!!) dummy boi medal of courage!
No time to rest on laurels, I'm already beginning my campaign for 2026 - let's get this!
No time to rest on laurels, I'm already beginning my campaign for 2026 - let's get this!
Unfortunately my most incompetent coworker is also really funny - I wanna hate her so bad but she's like camp level unprofessional so I also gotta begrudgingly hand it to her half the time
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Unfortunately my most incompetent coworker is also really funny - I wanna hate her so bad but she's like camp level unprofessional so I also gotta begrudgingly hand it to her half the time
"Productive cough" is a slap in the face to all the idle coughing I do in my spare time
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Productive cough" is a slap in the face to all the idle coughing I do in my spare time
Trader Joe's life hack for my followers! If the check out line is longer than 10 minutes you're allowed to walk out with your cart, no purchase necessary
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trader Joe's life hack for my followers! If the check out line is longer than 10 minutes you're allowed to walk out with your cart, no purchase necessary
Reposted by Zeppy Constantine
Amelia Earhart:
I’m afraid this plane is going down
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Amelia Earhart:
Adeebadaboo. Beebabadooboo
Da diva, herself, da boo boo. It's beebeebooboo
Da diva, herself, da boo boo. It's beebeebooboo
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Adeebadaboo. Beebabadooboo
Da diva, herself, da boo boo. It's beebeebooboo
Da diva, herself, da boo boo. It's beebeebooboo
NYT, you so nasty 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
NYT, you so nasty 🥴
I have a thanksgiving cold 😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have a thanksgiving cold 😭
Fulfilling my yearly tradition of making a lentil loaf for my family to say "that looks nice" and walk past it on the buffet
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fulfilling my yearly tradition of making a lentil loaf for my family to say "that looks nice" and walk past it on the buffet
Great time to say that today, and everyday, I love men <3
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Great time to say that today, and everyday, I love men <3
I want new, exciting ways for drinking coffee
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I want new, exciting ways for drinking coffee
Reupping for no reason
So he's a CREEPY pedophile?? This is too much
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reupping for no reason
