Zephy
@zephles.bsky.social
This, but ignore the followup. Not one day. Permanent.
I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This, but ignore the followup. Not one day. Permanent.
Had a great stream! Thanks to Kitnomura for the raid. If anyone knows their bluesky, feel free to link it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Had a great stream! Thanks to Kitnomura for the raid. If anyone knows their bluesky, feel free to link it.
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Okay who else is desperate for diaper bouncies rn... ?
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Okay who else is desperate for diaper bouncies rn... ?
A student asked me if fish were just birds for lobsters.
I don't have anything to add to it, just that if I have to have this cursed thought thrust upon me, I'm bringing all of you down with me.
I don't have anything to add to it, just that if I have to have this cursed thought thrust upon me, I'm bringing all of you down with me.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A student asked me if fish were just birds for lobsters.
I don't have anything to add to it, just that if I have to have this cursed thought thrust upon me, I'm bringing all of you down with me.
I don't have anything to add to it, just that if I have to have this cursed thought thrust upon me, I'm bringing all of you down with me.
Story is 10/10
Except it's going to bother me forever that Growlithe is a stone evolution, so wouldn't evolve "naturally" over and over. Everstone is entirely irrelevant.
Except it's going to bother me forever that Growlithe is a stone evolution, so wouldn't evolve "naturally" over and over. Everstone is entirely irrelevant.
Being a Growlithe who’s dad keeps blocking your evolution for being bratty.
Top of your class, great athlete, popular among your peers, and rated “most likely to evolve first” in the yearbook — everyone knows you’re more disciplined with training than anyone.
Top of your class, great athlete, popular among your peers, and rated “most likely to evolve first” in the yearbook — everyone knows you’re more disciplined with training than anyone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Story is 10/10
Except it's going to bother me forever that Growlithe is a stone evolution, so wouldn't evolve "naturally" over and over. Everstone is entirely irrelevant.
Except it's going to bother me forever that Growlithe is a stone evolution, so wouldn't evolve "naturally" over and over. Everstone is entirely irrelevant.
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If I turn young, bury me in pampers
Lay me down on a crib with soft toys
warm me up a bottle at dawn
Send me away with the words of a lullaby
Lay me down on a crib with soft toys
warm me up a bottle at dawn
Send me away with the words of a lullaby
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If I turn young, bury me in pampers
Lay me down on a crib with soft toys
warm me up a bottle at dawn
Send me away with the words of a lullaby
Lay me down on a crib with soft toys
warm me up a bottle at dawn
Send me away with the words of a lullaby
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
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Always kinda sad enjoying so many pizza toppings, then seeing a friend with something on their profile like
"Like mushrooms? Get off my profile"
Do they know I like mushrooms? Or do they not realize cause they only see me interact with their pepperoni posts?
I can like numerous toppings.
"Like mushrooms? Get off my profile"
Do they know I like mushrooms? Or do they not realize cause they only see me interact with their pepperoni posts?
I can like numerous toppings.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Always kinda sad enjoying so many pizza toppings, then seeing a friend with something on their profile like
"Like mushrooms? Get off my profile"
Do they know I like mushrooms? Or do they not realize cause they only see me interact with their pepperoni posts?
I can like numerous toppings.
"Like mushrooms? Get off my profile"
Do they know I like mushrooms? Or do they not realize cause they only see me interact with their pepperoni posts?
I can like numerous toppings.
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I just don't think boys should be potty trained. Like I just think boys should grow up still in diapers. I think it should be normalized that diaperboys are the default. Diapers should be associated with masculine nature. If you see a boy they should be in diapers.
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just don't think boys should be potty trained. Like I just think boys should grow up still in diapers. I think it should be normalized that diaperboys are the default. Diapers should be associated with masculine nature. If you see a boy they should be in diapers.
I have officially beaten every mainline Final Fantasy (except 11) and a decent number of the spinoffs. Will do a tier list eventually.
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have officially beaten every mainline Final Fantasy (except 11) and a decent number of the spinoffs. Will do a tier list eventually.
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It's six days until International Take Candy From Strangers Day which means it's a week until all the trick-or-treaters in the neighbourhood are celebrating Oh My God We Turned Into Babies Day
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's six days until International Take Candy From Strangers Day which means it's a week until all the trick-or-treaters in the neighbourhood are celebrating Oh My God We Turned Into Babies Day
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Sorry to disappoint the "diapered loser" enjoyers but I think I'm your unofficial nemesis...My regression style has always been more of a "Dad who cups your chin in his hand and tells you what a good toddler you are and how much progress you're making while you load your diaper" kinda thing
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sorry to disappoint the "diapered loser" enjoyers but I think I'm your unofficial nemesis...My regression style has always been more of a "Dad who cups your chin in his hand and tells you what a good toddler you are and how much progress you're making while you load your diaper" kinda thing
Diapers are just null bulges that increase in size over time.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Diapers are just null bulges that increase in size over time.
Another one down this year~
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another one down this year~
lol of course it's 1 point off
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lol of course it's 1 point off
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"Pick up hobbies that let you meet like-minded people!"
October 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Pick up hobbies that let you meet like-minded people!"
I always find it funny when people draw pics with the tone of Saw traps, but the consequence is just like... you don't get your chastity key for another few days. x3
October 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I always find it funny when people draw pics with the tone of Saw traps, but the consequence is just like... you don't get your chastity key for another few days. x3
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🌟Raffle Time!🌟
Thank you all for the 400 (almost 500, I'm late to my own achievements lol), it makes me so happy ;w;
To celebrate, I'm making this raffle; I will pick 2 winners, who will be able to choose between this three props of mine to be implemented for free on their avatars!
More info bellow
Thank you all for the 400 (almost 500, I'm late to my own achievements lol), it makes me so happy ;w;
To celebrate, I'm making this raffle; I will pick 2 winners, who will be able to choose between this three props of mine to be implemented for free on their avatars!
More info bellow
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🌟Raffle Time!🌟
Thank you all for the 400 (almost 500, I'm late to my own achievements lol), it makes me so happy ;w;
To celebrate, I'm making this raffle; I will pick 2 winners, who will be able to choose between this three props of mine to be implemented for free on their avatars!
More info bellow
Thank you all for the 400 (almost 500, I'm late to my own achievements lol), it makes me so happy ;w;
To celebrate, I'm making this raffle; I will pick 2 winners, who will be able to choose between this three props of mine to be implemented for free on their avatars!
More info bellow
If you see this repost with your favorite pokemon
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you see this repost with your favorite pokemon
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Could you imagine walking into Potions and being like "oy blimey mate, wot smells like oozed nappehs" and then Slughorn explains Amortentia and you're like "uh....."
October 8, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Could you imagine walking into Potions and being like "oy blimey mate, wot smells like oozed nappehs" and then Slughorn explains Amortentia and you're like "uh....."
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Ageplay where your brother punches you just because he feels like it, and when you start to cry your dad says that if you're fighting and he has to get involved, then you're both going to be grounded.
Ageplay where you're a little kid with tons of littler brothers and cousins and get yelled at or lectured for every mess they make or when they hurt themselves.
(How are we gonna call this? Trauma core Ageplay? XD)
(How are we gonna call this? Trauma core Ageplay? XD)
Ageplay where your mom forgets to pick you up from school, so you just end up walking home hours after and then get yelled by her for doing so.
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ageplay where your brother punches you just because he feels like it, and when you start to cry your dad says that if you're fighting and he has to get involved, then you're both going to be grounded.
Welcome to my bajillion new followers.
You WILL regret this.
You WILL regret this.
September 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Welcome to my bajillion new followers.
You WILL regret this.
You WILL regret this.
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Honestly this seemed like such a plausible headline I didn’t even notice it was from the beaverton at first
US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve
US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve
OTTAWA - U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra has vowed to improve anti-American sentiment he sees in Canada, no matter how many illegal tariffs, forced annexations, or literal bombs it takes to do it.
www.thebeaverton.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Honestly this seemed like such a plausible headline I didn’t even notice it was from the beaverton at first
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Love the idea of being kept not just in diapers but permanently treated as a little. Told things are 'too big' for me, having content blockers on my phone and devices, Having no rights. Being told to go brush my teeth at night and just. Everything. Inescapable. Any attempts at being 'big' ignored.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Love the idea of being kept not just in diapers but permanently treated as a little. Told things are 'too big' for me, having content blockers on my phone and devices, Having no rights. Being told to go brush my teeth at night and just. Everything. Inescapable. Any attempts at being 'big' ignored.