Zephirine
@zephiriine.bsky.social
Me when I’m drunk asf and Miss Laura asf miss Laura come home the kids miss you
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Me when I’m drunk asf and Miss Laura asf miss Laura come home the kids miss you
Me when it’s not even 8pm yet and I can’t walk straight oa and my phone is at 4% 😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me when it’s not even 8pm yet and I can’t walk straight oa and my phone is at 4% 😭😭😭😭
My hobby is getting drunk in my room and building small house projects
January 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My hobby is getting drunk in my room and building small house projects
Me when my chaser is beatbox
January 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me when my chaser is beatbox
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coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
December 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
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just watched a barista chug a red bull and smash it on their head before going into work to make coffee and I respect that angst so much
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 PM
just watched a barista chug a red bull and smash it on their head before going into work to make coffee and I respect that angst so much
I want to be wet asf hot Cheetos with lime but still crunchy and a pinch of salt
“you are what you eat” hell yes i would love to become a warm plate of spaghetti that sounds incredible
December 5, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I want to be wet asf hot Cheetos with lime but still crunchy and a pinch of salt
It’s just what you see pal !!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:49 AM
It’s just what you see pal !!!
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It’s only Wednesday night but the events of the week thus far have convinced me beyond any reasonable doubt that more Americans need to eat kimchi
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 AM
It’s only Wednesday night but the events of the week thus far have convinced me beyond any reasonable doubt that more Americans need to eat kimchi
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it is strange that nachos are great and shrimp are great but shrimp nachos simply do not work
December 3, 2024 at 11:03 PM
it is strange that nachos are great and shrimp are great but shrimp nachos simply do not work
Real asf
I'm off to bed took an edible and going to try to sleep for the first time in 60 hours
December 2, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Real asf
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Or being an otter would be cool
November 27, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Or being an otter would be cool
I hope when I’m reincarnated I turn into a forest creature (preferably a fat brown bear)
November 27, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I hope when I’m reincarnated I turn into a forest creature (preferably a fat brown bear)
Suppose to be asleep alreayd bc I open pero not sleepy yet :3
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Suppose to be asleep alreayd bc I open pero not sleepy yet :3
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a real poster posts even if there's no audience
November 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
a real poster posts even if there's no audience
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Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
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me leaving the 18-24 age bracket
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 PM
me leaving the 18-24 age bracket
The kind of vibe I’ll be trying to bring to this function 👁👄👁
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The kind of vibe I’ll be trying to bring to this function 👁👄👁