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can any of you motherfuckers please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com?? trying to proceed over here
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
can any of you motherfuckers please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com?? trying to proceed over here
looking up footage of schools i went to 20 years ago and seeing them using windows 10 and shit is messing me up
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
looking up footage of schools i went to 20 years ago and seeing them using windows 10 and shit is messing me up
the only two things i say are "it's hot in topeka" when it's hot and "for the love of everything fraggable" when it's cold. the rest of the year i'm silent
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
the only two things i say are "it's hot in topeka" when it's hot and "for the love of everything fraggable" when it's cold. the rest of the year i'm silent
many have asked about the true meaning of this comic and i think it's time i commented on it. for all those who were wondering, yes, it is actually about being put inside a sphere that hurts you when you're in it
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
many have asked about the true meaning of this comic and i think it's time i commented on it. for all those who were wondering, yes, it is actually about being put inside a sphere that hurts you when you're in it
just learned australia target has nothing to do with america target. turns out i don't know what it's like to be inside a target. feel like everything's falling apart around me
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
just learned australia target has nothing to do with america target. turns out i don't know what it's like to be inside a target. feel like everything's falling apart around me
when i was a kid i so bad wanted those instant fast food packets from spy kids. now i just want love
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
when i was a kid i so bad wanted those instant fast food packets from spy kids. now i just want love
discord server with 5 active users and 28 channels. do NOT let me catch your ass discussing home-cooked food in the takeout channel
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
discord server with 5 active users and 28 channels. do NOT let me catch your ass discussing home-cooked food in the takeout channel
can't afford the therapy i need but i'm making an effort by being too anxious to have an appetite so i don't have to spend money on food
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
can't afford the therapy i need but i'm making an effort by being too anxious to have an appetite so i don't have to spend money on food
[at normal volume to everyone at a protest] i bet you're fun at parties
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
[at normal volume to everyone at a protest] i bet you're fun at parties
nice flashy profile animations you paid discord for dude would be a shame if someone were to use an add-on that turns all that shit off
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
nice flashy profile animations you paid discord for dude would be a shame if someone were to use an add-on that turns all that shit off
aggressively looking up "is 27 late 20s" until i find a page that says it isn't
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
aggressively looking up "is 27 late 20s" until i find a page that says it isn't
banning fireworks is clearly a lost cause and we need to address the root issue: banning children
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
banning fireworks is clearly a lost cause and we need to address the root issue: banning children
indie game idea: Slice of Dead. action game where you play as a sword-wielding slice of bread. the gameplay trailer for it is titled "Ninja Gaiden but you play as bread". it isn't fun and absolutely sucks shit to play
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
indie game idea: Slice of Dead. action game where you play as a sword-wielding slice of bread. the gameplay trailer for it is titled "Ninja Gaiden but you play as bread". it isn't fun and absolutely sucks shit to play
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
if i ever come across as bitter please forgive me it's just that i have to live on earth
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if i ever come across as bitter please forgive me it's just that i have to live on earth
dudes out here playing "Sonic Racing Crossworlds" when it should be "Chronic Racism makes me Cross with the World"
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
dudes out here playing "Sonic Racing Crossworlds" when it should be "Chronic Racism makes me Cross with the World"
started missing tamagotchi then i remembered twitch streamers who have "tell the host to hyrdrate" as a viewer retention reward
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
started missing tamagotchi then i remembered twitch streamers who have "tell the host to hyrdrate" as a viewer retention reward
zeta and zz gundam would be 1/3 as long as they are if anyone remembered the concept of a password or key
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
zeta and zz gundam would be 1/3 as long as they are if anyone remembered the concept of a password or key
what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny
potion of hurt feelings restoration
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
potion of hurt feelings restoration