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im talking about bird gaming
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[at normal volume to everyone at a protest] i bet you're fun at parties
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
nice flashy profile animations you paid discord for dude would be a shame if someone were to use an add-on that turns all that shit off
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
dreamed about g'raha
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
aggressively looking up "is 27 late 20s" until i find a page that says it isn't
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
banning fireworks is clearly a lost cause and we need to address the root issue: banning children
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
not even scared today
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
indie game idea: Slice of Dead. action game where you play as a sword-wielding slice of bread. the gameplay trailer for it is titled "Ninja Gaiden but you play as bread". it isn't fun and absolutely sucks shit to play
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
if i ever come across as bitter please forgive me it's just that i have to live on earth
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
dudes out here playing "Sonic Racing Crossworlds" when it should be "Chronic Racism makes me Cross with the World"
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
started missing tamagotchi then i remembered twitch streamers who have "tell the host to hyrdrate" as a viewer retention reward
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
zeta and zz gundam would be 1/3 as long as they are if anyone remembered the concept of a password or key
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
potion of hurt feelings restoration
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ok bluesky.. whats your ONE political take that would have attractive women having sex with you! Sound Off!! Sound off please, . Let me know
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
jurassic park: slavery is probably bad
every jurassic park game: but, what if it was good
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i've done a 180 and i now think that since the site staff doesn't like the term "skeet" we should absolutely call them skeets
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
top scientists even today are still trying to figure out what people mean when they say "it's a good game but a bad [series] game"
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
just became nice
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
me and the gang when we see tails
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I only just understood "pokémon go to the polls"
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM