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Frank Innes
@zentub.bsky.social
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This is certainly the internet.

Serial enabler of catsuit-based cosplays. Custom content commissioner. Spandex-clad lady enthusiast. he/him.
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September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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HEY WOW LOOK - do you see, you can now get a tiny validation boost from sharing posts when other people share or like it.

Perhaps if you sucked at sharing stuff you liked before now, this will fix you?

What I am saying is. Share stuff. OR YOU SUCK.
A screenshot of the first post in the Bluesky 1.104 update rollout announcement, in which the part about getting notifications for likes on your reposts has been circled and the slogan OMG crudely added.
July 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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IDK why my mind immediately went mario kart headline yet here we are.
May 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Love how AliExpress is always trying to push stuff that nobody in their right mind should own in promo emails.
A fake Claymore anti-personnel mine shown attached to various doorbell or door camera assemblies in a way that can only lead to problems for the owner of that home. A fairly convincing fake M18 grenade described as a "Music Spray Toy" which has a light and vapour effect. It will be hilarious until a cop shoots you for holding it. The android doll from the Film M3GAN, because naturally we all want something like that in our homes.
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Sadly no replies like this I bet.
December 13, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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The Substance out of context.
Photograph of a sperm whale's huge open mouth with the text "Some whales can eat as much as 16 tonnes of shrimp a day" and a fake watermark for "Ocean HarveyGraphic Survey." This references a scene from the movie The Substance in which Dennis Quaid's character Harvey is shown eating shrimp, including some disturbing close-ups.
November 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Happy Mother's Day to all the mums out there regardless of species.

#xenomorph #alienqueen #mothersday #happymothersday #siblingsFromAnotherOvipositor
A screenshot of the Xenomorph queen from the film Aliens, which has been half-assedly adorned with hearts and flowers and the script "Mom" in a repugnantly curly handwritten style font.
March 10, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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As I recall that was a better time with far fewer knee/ankle/neck/wrist/lower back issues going on.
October 6, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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Drew like a dark, messed up version of a pigeon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao.
A really shitty drawing of an expressionless rock dove reading a book called How To Kill.
October 4, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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Um, kinda fuckin rude of you tbh Taiwan Design Expo!
October 3, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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A screen capture of an old Tweet by jana/paranoidlikes reading: Every social media platform is tumblr if you are brave enough.
September 22, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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Feels like the sort of day you can rhyme pumping/stomping and get away with it.
September 21, 2023 at 12:24 PM
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A screenshot of a parody site news article with the header image showing a collage of a pensive man and three different women from the goth subculture. The article is titled "Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths."
September 21, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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WIthint objoctive moragnity, someanything is permit-issuable.
Some dumb anime guy who looks like he has a bowl cut has at least two whole 20 packs of cigs crammed into his idiot mouth, and he is lighting them like an absolute buffoon, rube, and poltroon.
September 14, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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Me trying to pack something to send it safely via USPS.
A group of three men loading a van into the back of a small lorry. The van has already been loaded with a compact car that does not like it should be in there at all.
September 14, 2023 at 1:23 AM