Zenodotus
zenodotus.bsky.social
Zenodotus
@zenodotus.bsky.social
He/him
I want an AU comic where Walter Kovacs listens to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I really hope he invites me"
"You mean you really hope he invites *me*, right dad?"
"...sure."
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yeah, like I'd be worrying she's cold or something
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Truly a "Mr Fantastic" actually worthy of the name
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Gods are asleep, post pictures of sin"
April 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ok, I need to touch some grass, because I read, "demonized" as "demonetized," and was thinking, "I think he has more troubles than not making anything off of his YouTube videos..."
April 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My literal, out-loud reaction to this:
"Jesus Christ"
......
[Deep sigh]
April 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Heaven help me, but I *was* thinking, "haven't the lesbians suffered enough?"
April 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are about to get tariff-fucked, and some shitbird is juicing up the Tooth Fairy payout!?
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My throat closed up from reading this
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Even under this bafflingly naive framing, one would expect major reforms/investigations/etc to ensure such a grievous error from happening again, and fucking nothing of the sort will happen
April 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Speaking as a car-driver, we lot could stand to be a good deal more scared overall
April 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thank you, this gets me every time!
April 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is feeling a bit like when Trump had COVID
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
1) Why is the litter box next to the bed

2) Why does it look like that side is the narrower one?
March 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Omg, I just imagined the scene at the end of Bluey's Baby Race episode, but it's a plastic basketball hoop instead of her mother that she starts walking to
March 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just dreaming of a completely different set of Dems in Congress running articles of impeachment over couch-fucking
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm also sure that little bit of extra work means you get a not-insignificant number of people to not even bother
March 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bleakly noting that I saw this post immediately after learning the Attorney General thinks defacing Teslas is domestic terrorism
March 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was about to comment on how poorly that post aged before noting the timestamp. Jesus Christ.
March 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I want them to be as intense about diversity as that one guy was about the price of their fucking hot dogs
March 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The new Two-Face looks sick
March 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yeah, and better than my autocorrect's Ming-Na Went
March 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM