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Mario from the Super Mario Brothers series video games straddling a flagpole with the flag colored red and an M for Mario on it.
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The American Flag waves in the background. I foreground, the Muppet Sam Eagle. A blue humanoid eagle with a cranky appearance.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Yoshi (a green cartoon dinosaur with red plates down his spine) looking with extreme disgust at something out of frame
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Man in black cowboy attire. Appears to be singing soulfully or in great pain
November 12, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Batman (looks like Frank Miller's work, as he looks big, angry, and a little more fascist than usual), breaking a shotgun over his knee. A speech bubble reads, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
November 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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Morticia Addams (a white woman with long, straight black hair, dresses in black), reads The Cat in the Hat to her son (white boy, blond, curly hair). She looks disappointed as she says, "Oh no. He lives."
October 21, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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An image of Magneto's head. A man's head, with white skin and whited-out eyes, covered in a red helmet with purple accents. Blue text below reads, "MAGNETO WAS RIGHT"
October 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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I'm just imagining this actually being about the animatronics instead.
Ellen Ripley and Bishop, from Aliens. The caption is Bishop saying, "I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself"
October 6, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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French cryptosporidium looking at this pic like
A drawing of a man in stereotypical French noble garb, with wig and fake mole, peering in through a window. He has the word "Pervers" on his torso, and a speech bubble from him reads, "oui... Hon hon hon... OUI!
August 10, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Tweet from Frankie Larson @humanhouseplant "I'm an alpha male" no, you're not. Your an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important. Do you even know what an alpha does?? They feed and protect their pack. Where's your fanny pack full of cheesy crackers, Steve 5:48 PM 7/13/21 Twitter Web App 1,587 Retweets 83 Quote Tweets 6,652 Likes Frankie Larson @humanhous... 1d Replying to @humanhouseplant If you are out with your buds and don't have ibuprofen, Neosporin, and cheesy crackers with you, you are not an alpha 16 157 1,149
July 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Bart Simpson angrily writing on a chalkboard
July 13, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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"Longshot" you say?
Lee Harvey Oswald
July 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Young Martin news vs. fake Inspector Gadget: The CIA Years news
Idris Elba in Pacific Rim shouting "You! Shut up!” to one person in one panel, then facing another person and saying, "You, keep talking."
July 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Giles and Buffy from Buffy the Vampire in the library, both looking up at the camera. Buffy is seated, holding a massive, old book, with, "Vampyr" on the cover. Giles is standing just behind her.
July 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Tyrion Lannister saying "They. They. The ominous they!"
June 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Two panel meme of Princess Peach: Peach, with a face of gentle compassion: "Are you tired of going ape shit?" Now tearing up: "Don't you just want to be nice"
June 21, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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No, the media attack machine was finally set to Kill
Two news headlines: Newsweek: "Samuel Alito Absent from Supreme Court: Report" The Hill: "Samuel Alito is another victim of the media attack machine"
June 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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The cover for a piece of media (book or movie, I cannot be arsed to determined) entitled Butt Ninjas From Hell. It depicts a shirtless man with his face covered as a pop culture ninja's would, holding a sword as if to slice downward. Behind him a pair of dragons circle, one blue and one orange. Credits at the top: Kage Alan JP Barnaby Ally Blue T.C. Blue Shae Connor Jevocas Green Kiernan Kelly Eden Winters
June 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Genuinely unsure if they are corporately oblivious or in on it.
The Bank of America app icon, reading BofA
May 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Jean Grey and Nightcrawler leaving the theater after seeing Return of the Jedi (?). Jean tells Nightcrawler, "Well, at least we can all agree, the third one's always the worst"
May 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Everyone: "Hey, maybe don't do shit that should result in you having to stay 1000ft away from a fucking school!"

Her:
A Swatbot planting a sign that reads, "No fun allowed"
May 9, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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My wife struggled a lot with breastfeeding, despite wanting it *so bad*, and knowing that the COVID vaccine protection she got after baby was born could be delivered to him that way. So, to anyone trying to bring that shit here I say:
Cyclops just absolutely obliterating Mr Sinister with his optic blast, but only his exploding skeleton is in the image.
May 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Screenshot of Cait's original post, with the Spam label prominently displayed, as if to answer her question of, "hey what the fuck is this?"
April 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Cover art for Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze. Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Kranky Kong, and Dixie Kong swing on a vine, seen through a hole in ice. Groovy Kong is in the top-right corner
March 19, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Edward Elric pointing
March 2, 2024 at 7:16 PM