ZenCanuck
@zencanuck.bsky.social
Badly wired. Poorly designed. Non compatible.
Today’s Message from America:
You’re poor because God hates you.
You’re poor because God hates you.
February 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today’s Message from America:
You’re poor because God hates you.
You’re poor because God hates you.
My wife, who works three days a week, telling me about her day off:
“I had breakfast with Jen, went home for a nap, made lunch, fed the dogs, watched some tv.”
My wife, when I tell her I’ll be home a half hour early:
“Oh good, I have a list…”
“I had breakfast with Jen, went home for a nap, made lunch, fed the dogs, watched some tv.”
My wife, when I tell her I’ll be home a half hour early:
“Oh good, I have a list…”
January 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My wife, who works three days a week, telling me about her day off:
“I had breakfast with Jen, went home for a nap, made lunch, fed the dogs, watched some tv.”
My wife, when I tell her I’ll be home a half hour early:
“Oh good, I have a list…”
“I had breakfast with Jen, went home for a nap, made lunch, fed the dogs, watched some tv.”
My wife, when I tell her I’ll be home a half hour early:
“Oh good, I have a list…”
To be fair, I would like my politicians to be gruntled, whelmed and full of ruth.
January 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
To be fair, I would like my politicians to be gruntled, whelmed and full of ruth.
CDs I found in a box last night that I don’t remember buying:
Ace of Base
Candlebox
City of Angels soundtrack
Ace of Base
Candlebox
City of Angels soundtrack
January 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
CDs I found in a box last night that I don’t remember buying:
Ace of Base
Candlebox
City of Angels soundtrack
Ace of Base
Candlebox
City of Angels soundtrack
Tip of the day: if you chew your ADHD medication instead of swallowing it, you get to talk to walls.
January 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Tip of the day: if you chew your ADHD medication instead of swallowing it, you get to talk to walls.
Volkswagen has its origins in Nazi Germany and has spent over 7 decades trying to downplay its connection to such a sordid history.
Tesla: I gotchu
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Tesla: I gotchu
imgur.com/gallery/9WD0...
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January 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Volkswagen has its origins in Nazi Germany and has spent over 7 decades trying to downplay its connection to such a sordid history.
Tesla: I gotchu
imgur.com/gallery/9WD0...
Tesla: I gotchu
imgur.com/gallery/9WD0...
Guy down the street is a police officer. I saw him the other day wearing a Rage Against the Machine tshirt.
…buddy, you’re the Machine.
…buddy, you’re the Machine.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Guy down the street is a police officer. I saw him the other day wearing a Rage Against the Machine tshirt.
…buddy, you’re the Machine.
…buddy, you’re the Machine.
Canadians Be Careful:
As Trump’s “51st state” rhetoric heats up and the conversation gets more volatile, a Canadian license plate will soon become a target.
And don’t try and jersey your way out of a road rage incident because they can’t even go to a Dairy Queen without a gun.
As Trump’s “51st state” rhetoric heats up and the conversation gets more volatile, a Canadian license plate will soon become a target.
And don’t try and jersey your way out of a road rage incident because they can’t even go to a Dairy Queen without a gun.
January 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Canadians Be Careful:
As Trump’s “51st state” rhetoric heats up and the conversation gets more volatile, a Canadian license plate will soon become a target.
And don’t try and jersey your way out of a road rage incident because they can’t even go to a Dairy Queen without a gun.
As Trump’s “51st state” rhetoric heats up and the conversation gets more volatile, a Canadian license plate will soon become a target.
And don’t try and jersey your way out of a road rage incident because they can’t even go to a Dairy Queen without a gun.
If the government wants to cut costs to “save money”, it means somehow the rich will benefit. You will never see a dime of “saved” money.
Make the government spend tax money on stuff that benefits society. Even if it doesn’t benefit you.
Don’t let them make the rich richer.
Make the government spend tax money on stuff that benefits society. Even if it doesn’t benefit you.
Don’t let them make the rich richer.
January 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If the government wants to cut costs to “save money”, it means somehow the rich will benefit. You will never see a dime of “saved” money.
Make the government spend tax money on stuff that benefits society. Even if it doesn’t benefit you.
Don’t let them make the rich richer.
Make the government spend tax money on stuff that benefits society. Even if it doesn’t benefit you.
Don’t let them make the rich richer.
Anyone wanna go double or nothing on the weather forecast tomorrow?
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Anyone wanna go double or nothing on the weather forecast tomorrow?
Trump: Fuck Canada.
Canada: you guys need help with that fire in LA? No probs, on our way.
Canada: you guys need help with that fire in LA? No probs, on our way.
January 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump: Fuck Canada.
Canada: you guys need help with that fire in LA? No probs, on our way.
Canada: you guys need help with that fire in LA? No probs, on our way.
Reposted by ZenCanuck
CALLING ALL HOSERS
January 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
CALLING ALL HOSERS
TV wife: “Good morning honey! I made you bacon, eggs, waffles, toast, hashbro—“
TV husband: “Aw thanks babe but I’m running late, just coffee for me!”
TV cop: “Wife says it was suicide by twenty-two stab wounds.”
TV husband: “Aw thanks babe but I’m running late, just coffee for me!”
TV cop: “Wife says it was suicide by twenty-two stab wounds.”
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TV wife: “Good morning honey! I made you bacon, eggs, waffles, toast, hashbro—“
TV husband: “Aw thanks babe but I’m running late, just coffee for me!”
TV cop: “Wife says it was suicide by twenty-two stab wounds.”
TV husband: “Aw thanks babe but I’m running late, just coffee for me!”
TV cop: “Wife says it was suicide by twenty-two stab wounds.”
After almost a year here, this still holds up as one of the greatest pieces of literature I have ever read.
@rem.bsky.lol
@rem.bsky.lol
kinda sucks that the first time i did meth i had to give a guy a handjob while he was wearing a llama mask and pretend it was some great spiritual experience (we were also on shrooms) instead of getting to sit down all focused and learn about something cool
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
After almost a year here, this still holds up as one of the greatest pieces of literature I have ever read.
@rem.bsky.lol
@rem.bsky.lol
Passive aggressive secret Santa gifts for the office:
A bundle of breath mints, mouth wash, gum and deodorant.
A how-to book for job searching
A gift wrapped copy of the workplace harassment policies.
A six pack of slim fast and a gym membership coupon.
A bundle of breath mints, mouth wash, gum and deodorant.
A how-to book for job searching
A gift wrapped copy of the workplace harassment policies.
A six pack of slim fast and a gym membership coupon.
December 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Passive aggressive secret Santa gifts for the office:
A bundle of breath mints, mouth wash, gum and deodorant.
A how-to book for job searching
A gift wrapped copy of the workplace harassment policies.
A six pack of slim fast and a gym membership coupon.
A bundle of breath mints, mouth wash, gum and deodorant.
A how-to book for job searching
A gift wrapped copy of the workplace harassment policies.
A six pack of slim fast and a gym membership coupon.
My kid: “What did you want to be when you grew up?”
Me, a Gen X parent: “Oh fuck, none of us thought we’d see thirty… I mean, uh…architect…”
Me, a Gen X parent: “Oh fuck, none of us thought we’d see thirty… I mean, uh…architect…”
December 23, 2024 at 9:08 AM
My kid: “What did you want to be when you grew up?”
Me, a Gen X parent: “Oh fuck, none of us thought we’d see thirty… I mean, uh…architect…”
Me, a Gen X parent: “Oh fuck, none of us thought we’d see thirty… I mean, uh…architect…”
Sometimes irrelevant facts just find you…
For instance, concerning Steely Dan’s wary years:
For instance, concerning Steely Dan’s wary years:
December 23, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Sometimes irrelevant facts just find you…
For instance, concerning Steely Dan’s wary years:
For instance, concerning Steely Dan’s wary years:
“Hello is this the police department? Yes, I’m calling in regards to the want ad you placed?”
“The one that states you are seeking a second shooter? I don’t have a lot of experience with guns but I’m a quick learner and I’m —hello? Hello?”
“The one that states you are seeking a second shooter? I don’t have a lot of experience with guns but I’m a quick learner and I’m —hello? Hello?”
December 23, 2024 at 8:03 AM
“Hello is this the police department? Yes, I’m calling in regards to the want ad you placed?”
“The one that states you are seeking a second shooter? I don’t have a lot of experience with guns but I’m a quick learner and I’m —hello? Hello?”
“The one that states you are seeking a second shooter? I don’t have a lot of experience with guns but I’m a quick learner and I’m —hello? Hello?”
I took a break from social media for 30 days.
I learned nothing.
People are absolute bastards in real life too.
I learned nothing.
People are absolute bastards in real life too.
December 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I took a break from social media for 30 days.
I learned nothing.
People are absolute bastards in real life too.
I learned nothing.
People are absolute bastards in real life too.
We play a game called Right Wing Bluff.
You take the most unhinged stance and argue it from the pic of a right wing blogger.
Topics:
Eliminating Water Treatment
Firefighters are socialist
Charities are anti American
You take the most unhinged stance and argue it from the pic of a right wing blogger.
Topics:
Eliminating Water Treatment
Firefighters are socialist
Charities are anti American
December 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
We play a game called Right Wing Bluff.
You take the most unhinged stance and argue it from the pic of a right wing blogger.
Topics:
Eliminating Water Treatment
Firefighters are socialist
Charities are anti American
You take the most unhinged stance and argue it from the pic of a right wing blogger.
Topics:
Eliminating Water Treatment
Firefighters are socialist
Charities are anti American
Some people can play video games with racy adult content.
And some people have overly sarcastic wives who make comments like, “you lasted as long on that level as you did on our wedding night”.
@sealab2021.org
And some people have overly sarcastic wives who make comments like, “you lasted as long on that level as you did on our wedding night”.
@sealab2021.org
October 25, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Some people can play video games with racy adult content.
And some people have overly sarcastic wives who make comments like, “you lasted as long on that level as you did on our wedding night”.
@sealab2021.org
And some people have overly sarcastic wives who make comments like, “you lasted as long on that level as you did on our wedding night”.
@sealab2021.org
“The guy we hired don’t speak good English.”
October 25, 2024 at 10:39 AM
“The guy we hired don’t speak good English.”
I love you, bottle of cheap gin. You really understand me.
October 25, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I love you, bottle of cheap gin. You really understand me.
Real shows my wife watches but I can’t remember their actual names:
Love Boat Doctor
Wilderness Convict Firefighters
Ken Doll Who Finds People
Horrifying Old People Dating Show
Love Boat Doctor
Wilderness Convict Firefighters
Ken Doll Who Finds People
Horrifying Old People Dating Show
October 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Real shows my wife watches but I can’t remember their actual names:
Love Boat Doctor
Wilderness Convict Firefighters
Ken Doll Who Finds People
Horrifying Old People Dating Show
Love Boat Doctor
Wilderness Convict Firefighters
Ken Doll Who Finds People
Horrifying Old People Dating Show
Solid advice.
Advice for new Bluesky users:
If you run out of share tokens you can use your Zoops but not without alt text.
Now this is key every share token is worth exactly 12 zazlovs. If you didnt get any when you signed up simply message @pfrazee.com and demand 1000. Without them you will be arrested.
If you run out of share tokens you can use your Zoops but not without alt text.
Now this is key every share token is worth exactly 12 zazlovs. If you didnt get any when you signed up simply message @pfrazee.com and demand 1000. Without them you will be arrested.
October 18, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Solid advice.