Jessi 🇺🇦💍🐱🏳️🌈🔥✒️
@zelsky.bsky.social
Watch Duty Training and Curriculum Coordinator
My fine jewelry micro-business: www.distinctionjewelry.com
Aspiring novelist. Enjoyer of road trips and long-ago cancelled TV shows. I have a cute adventure cat.
My fine jewelry micro-business: www.distinctionjewelry.com
Aspiring novelist. Enjoyer of road trips and long-ago cancelled TV shows. I have a cute adventure cat.
Close call this morning. The dog I was watching went charging out barking into a corner of the yard and I heard terrified chirping. Managed to call her off, and this little fledgling robin appears completely unharmed. Mom is watching out for and feeding the little tyke.
July 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Close call this morning. The dog I was watching went charging out barking into a corner of the yard and I heard terrified chirping. Managed to call her off, and this little fledgling robin appears completely unharmed. Mom is watching out for and feeding the little tyke.
Happy Caturday everyone!
July 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Happy Caturday everyone!
More pretty things I made.
July 27, 2023 at 5:33 PM
More pretty things I made.
BOOP. Humans aren't the only ones who find it irresistible to boop the snoot.
July 27, 2023 at 4:51 PM
BOOP. Humans aren't the only ones who find it irresistible to boop the snoot.
Here is Zelsky (Zeezy Paws) The Poorly Assembled, Destroyer of Productivity, Cuddler Expert Class, Fly Catch and Release Specialist, The Spotted Menace, Author of The Whisker Lamentations, Adventure Kitten Extraordinaire. He would like you to admire his butthole.
July 26, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Here is Zelsky (Zeezy Paws) The Poorly Assembled, Destroyer of Productivity, Cuddler Expert Class, Fly Catch and Release Specialist, The Spotted Menace, Author of The Whisker Lamentations, Adventure Kitten Extraordinaire. He would like you to admire his butthole.
Me: I have plans.
Zeezy: Your plans are canceled, you now have an upside down kitten as a scarf.
Me: The plans were literally to go pick up your cat food.
Zeezy: Kittenscarf.
Zeezy: Your plans are canceled, you now have an upside down kitten as a scarf.
Me: The plans were literally to go pick up your cat food.
Zeezy: Kittenscarf.
July 26, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Me: I have plans.
Zeezy: Your plans are canceled, you now have an upside down kitten as a scarf.
Me: The plans were literally to go pick up your cat food.
Zeezy: Kittenscarf.
Zeezy: Your plans are canceled, you now have an upside down kitten as a scarf.
Me: The plans were literally to go pick up your cat food.
Zeezy: Kittenscarf.
Wait until you have the kind of wildfire sky that turns the world red.
July 26, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Wait until you have the kind of wildfire sky that turns the world red.
I thought about showcasing my impressively good taste and cultural cool. Nah, fuck it, I'm being honest. Here are three I really enjoy. I like both deep thoughts and popcorn. 1 book, 1 album, and 1 movie.
July 26, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I thought about showcasing my impressively good taste and cultural cool. Nah, fuck it, I'm being honest. Here are three I really enjoy. I like both deep thoughts and popcorn. 1 book, 1 album, and 1 movie.
WILDFIRE ALERT: Residents of Washington in the Klickitat County area of the Newell Road fire be aware of a sudden increase in fire activity. Evacuation zones have been changed, see map attached. Fire is moving very quickly as seen on fire cams, see next message.
July 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
WILDFIRE ALERT: Residents of Washington in the Klickitat County area of the Newell Road fire be aware of a sudden increase in fire activity. Evacuation zones have been changed, see map attached. Fire is moving very quickly as seen on fire cams, see next message.
Well it appears I'm getting credentialed for press access to natural disaster (wildfire) zones in Oregon.
Deep breaths....
Deep breaths....
July 25, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Well it appears I'm getting credentialed for press access to natural disaster (wildfire) zones in Oregon.
Deep breaths....
Deep breaths....
I design custom engagement rings for a living (along with other Jeweler Things, I specialize in gemstone stud earrings as well. I hope it's not against the Bluesky ethos to post them here. I'm not trying to market but I am proud of my work.
July 25, 2023 at 8:52 PM
I design custom engagement rings for a living (along with other Jeweler Things, I specialize in gemstone stud earrings as well. I hope it's not against the Bluesky ethos to post them here. I'm not trying to market but I am proud of my work.
My turn
Name: Jessi
Pronouns: She/Her
Location: Oregon, US
Hobbies: Writing, perfume making, TV shows, fountain pens, photography, wildfire tracking, storm watching, interior decoration, herding my cat, and staring lovingly at pictures of the president of Ukraine.
Name: Jessi
Pronouns: She/Her
Location: Oregon, US
Hobbies: Writing, perfume making, TV shows, fountain pens, photography, wildfire tracking, storm watching, interior decoration, herding my cat, and staring lovingly at pictures of the president of Ukraine.
July 25, 2023 at 8:39 PM
My turn
Name: Jessi
Pronouns: She/Her
Location: Oregon, US
Hobbies: Writing, perfume making, TV shows, fountain pens, photography, wildfire tracking, storm watching, interior decoration, herding my cat, and staring lovingly at pictures of the president of Ukraine.
Name: Jessi
Pronouns: She/Her
Location: Oregon, US
Hobbies: Writing, perfume making, TV shows, fountain pens, photography, wildfire tracking, storm watching, interior decoration, herding my cat, and staring lovingly at pictures of the president of Ukraine.
It is important to note that my kitten is NOT a Twilight fan. He is in fact cosplaying President Zelenskyy in an early role as a vampire in a crossover parody of Twilight and Office Romance. The vet informs me he needs to cut it out before he's six months old which seems odd but who am I to judge?
July 25, 2023 at 8:19 PM
It is important to note that my kitten is NOT a Twilight fan. He is in fact cosplaying President Zelenskyy in an early role as a vampire in a crossover parody of Twilight and Office Romance. The vet informs me he needs to cut it out before he's six months old which seems odd but who am I to judge?
Zeezy the adventure cat at Sparks Lake, Oregon during a road trip last week! He's a five month old ocicat who loves cuddles and chasing bugs.
July 25, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Zeezy the adventure cat at Sparks Lake, Oregon during a road trip last week! He's a five month old ocicat who loves cuddles and chasing bugs.
Life with a kitten:
"Awww look at you and your adorable little pawses, my precious sweet darling little sweetheart."
Five minutes later....
"OW that was my earlobe you little cat monster! WTF you little cretin! I AM NOT A FREEZE DRIED SARDINE."
"Awww look at you and your adorable little pawses, my precious sweet darling little sweetheart."
Five minutes later....
"OW that was my earlobe you little cat monster! WTF you little cretin! I AM NOT A FREEZE DRIED SARDINE."
July 4, 2023 at 7:51 AM
Life with a kitten:
"Awww look at you and your adorable little pawses, my precious sweet darling little sweetheart."
Five minutes later....
"OW that was my earlobe you little cat monster! WTF you little cretin! I AM NOT A FREEZE DRIED SARDINE."
"Awww look at you and your adorable little pawses, my precious sweet darling little sweetheart."
Five minutes later....
"OW that was my earlobe you little cat monster! WTF you little cretin! I AM NOT A FREEZE DRIED SARDINE."
In lieu of witty comments and sharp social satire, I shall bribe the Bluesky community with #cat pictures. I hear the internet likes those. Unless the death of Twitter and Reddit also leads to dejected elephants being the new darling of the web. Zeezy had his 2st exam today and got microchipped.
July 4, 2023 at 1:27 AM
In lieu of witty comments and sharp social satire, I shall bribe the Bluesky community with #cat pictures. I hear the internet likes those. Unless the death of Twitter and Reddit also leads to dejected elephants being the new darling of the web. Zeezy had his 2st exam today and got microchipped.
Inaugural post: My new ocicat kitten Zelsky (Zeezy Paws) giving President Zelenskyy a gentle pat on the face. I SWEAR this was unstaged although I totally would have staged it if I thought of it.
July 3, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Inaugural post: My new ocicat kitten Zelsky (Zeezy Paws) giving President Zelenskyy a gentle pat on the face. I SWEAR this was unstaged although I totally would have staged it if I thought of it.