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@zekeskitchen.bsky.social
Baltimore
Musician, historian, mason, and amateur woodworker
Orioles and Ravens fan (it’s been tough lately)
Love communications and archiving things
No relation to the snack food peeps… iykyk
Musician, historian, mason, and amateur woodworker
Orioles and Ravens fan (it’s been tough lately)
Love communications and archiving things
No relation to the snack food peeps… iykyk
"Please continue your futile quest to win a Nobel Prize and continue ignore all the issues going on in this country. Your base will love it!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Please continue your futile quest to win a Nobel Prize and continue ignore all the issues going on in this country. Your base will love it!"
I thought the numbers of the settlement and the cost of the ballroom looked a bit too coincidentally similar. How soon can another mass protest be organized because this is just becoming ludicrous?
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I thought the numbers of the settlement and the cost of the ballroom looked a bit too coincidentally similar. How soon can another mass protest be organized because this is just becoming ludicrous?
This is insane. Like whoever at HHS told the civil service employee to post this, they basically compelled them to break the law (Hatch Act). Idk where we go from here or how we get back. Nothing matters.
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is insane. Like whoever at HHS told the civil service employee to post this, they basically compelled them to break the law (Hatch Act). Idk where we go from here or how we get back. Nothing matters.
Yankees fans when judge pops out to left field:
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yankees fans when judge pops out to left field:
“But how do you know they are leftist? Is someone going to go around the park and lift every persons skirt up?”
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“But how do you know they are leftist? Is someone going to go around the park and lift every persons skirt up?”
Mike Elias whenever a major decision needs to be made:
August 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mike Elias whenever a major decision needs to be made:
Me: "Just [two] word[s].... Are you listening?"
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
July 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me: "Just [two] word[s].... Are you listening?"
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Yo Bret, convince me that this is a threat to us… are they gonna strap some nuclear shit to a missile and launch it across the ocean? Is that the fear? I don’t see it. Maybe you have some special intelligence that suggests otherwise.
June 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yo Bret, convince me that this is a threat to us… are they gonna strap some nuclear shit to a missile and launch it across the ocean? Is that the fear? I don’t see it. Maybe you have some special intelligence that suggests otherwise.
we are basically here
June 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
we are basically here
"Mr. Rubenstein, it's a new strategy where we only focus on developing hitters. We will go into the season with 1 or 2 reliable starters and not much of a bullpen. But our offense will score 7-8 every game to keep us in it. Also the position players can pitch, if needed!"
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Mr. Rubenstein, it's a new strategy where we only focus on developing hitters. We will go into the season with 1 or 2 reliable starters and not much of a bullpen. But our offense will score 7-8 every game to keep us in it. Also the position players can pitch, if needed!"
Offense trying to compensate for the SP:
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Offense trying to compensate for the SP:
Texted this to a friend earlier… I WAS SO CLOSE!
April 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Texted this to a friend earlier… I WAS SO CLOSE!
So according to this, the president is almost the exact same height and weight as professional athlete, and widely regarded as one of the top players in Major League Baseball, Gunnar Henderson. Why tf would anyone believe what comes out of this orange turds mouth/circle?
April 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So according to this, the president is almost the exact same height and weight as professional athlete, and widely regarded as one of the top players in Major League Baseball, Gunnar Henderson. Why tf would anyone believe what comes out of this orange turds mouth/circle?
