✨☕️ Zeke Oneiros 🌲✨
@zeke-oneiros.bsky.social
They/Them || 28 || PNW Creature ™ || I have broad tastes and post many different things || Neurodivergent with Bendy Limbs || 18+ only
Eating ice to satisfy that craving to eat rocks
May 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Eating ice to satisfy that craving to eat rocks
Stepping on a slug in my kitchen in the middle of the night was certainly not ideal
April 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Stepping on a slug in my kitchen in the middle of the night was certainly not ideal
Yogurt is just thick milk
April 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yogurt is just thick milk
Can’t believe my ass got handed to me by pollen like a dork
April 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can’t believe my ass got handed to me by pollen like a dork
First sunny and warm day of 2025 ☀️
April 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
First sunny and warm day of 2025 ☀️
I don’t wanna work, I just wanna play my silly little games while passively listening to my silly little shows, but being able to do that requires “money” 🙄
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don’t wanna work, I just wanna play my silly little games while passively listening to my silly little shows, but being able to do that requires “money” 🙄
I’m so sick and tired of my uterus trying to kill me every month
December 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I’m so sick and tired of my uterus trying to kill me every month
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Working out! Out of spite.
Learning Blender! Out of spite.
Taking breaks for my silly mental health! Out of spite.
Surviving the clown show that will be 2025! OUT OF SPITE.
Learning Blender! Out of spite.
Taking breaks for my silly mental health! Out of spite.
Surviving the clown show that will be 2025! OUT OF SPITE.
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Working out! Out of spite.
Learning Blender! Out of spite.
Taking breaks for my silly mental health! Out of spite.
Surviving the clown show that will be 2025! OUT OF SPITE.
Learning Blender! Out of spite.
Taking breaks for my silly mental health! Out of spite.
Surviving the clown show that will be 2025! OUT OF SPITE.
I’ll be busy with family tonight and tomorrow so posting this to wish you all a Happy and Safe Holidays!
December 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I’ll be busy with family tonight and tomorrow so posting this to wish you all a Happy and Safe Holidays!
Call me they/them not just because I’m agender, but because my body is made up of trillions of tiny organisms working together, and they deserve recognition too
December 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Call me they/them not just because I’m agender, but because my body is made up of trillions of tiny organisms working together, and they deserve recognition too
Went in to see a GI specialist for the first time and their response to my patient interview was to ask why I haven’t been seen sooner
December 17, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Went in to see a GI specialist for the first time and their response to my patient interview was to ask why I haven’t been seen sooner
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The best wild animal will always be just that, wild. Not a pet, not something for us to tame or control. We need to get better at appreciating these animals at a distance and being able to just observe them in their natural world as being enough
December 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
The best wild animal will always be just that, wild. Not a pet, not something for us to tame or control. We need to get better at appreciating these animals at a distance and being able to just observe them in their natural world as being enough
My partner claims to be Italian but he doesn’t like Tiramisu. Card revoked 🇮🇹
December 15, 2024 at 3:27 AM
My partner claims to be Italian but he doesn’t like Tiramisu. Card revoked 🇮🇹
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??? What was bro running from???
December 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
??? What was bro running from???
Who the hell is sending me CHEESE?????
December 10, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Who the hell is sending me CHEESE?????
I’m a simple creature. Give me media with crazy, gut wrenching religious symbolism and iconography and I will consume it, foaming at the mouth
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I’m a simple creature. Give me media with crazy, gut wrenching religious symbolism and iconography and I will consume it, foaming at the mouth
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I’m almost caught up on Arcane and the sad gay men are making me CRAZY
December 9, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I’m almost caught up on Arcane and the sad gay men are making me CRAZY
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December 8, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by ✨☕️ Zeke Oneiros 🌲✨
December 5, 2024 at 4:41 PM