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Zee McZed
@zeemczed.bsky.social
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Zee_McZed on AO3, zeemczed on Tumblr. Recent MBA grad, jack of many many trades. I write fanfic, support union action, and am a grumpy little robot. Arguably NSFW due to commenting on NSFW posts.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Or like
the Neverending Soda
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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A comic panel-style screenshot of the intro to the video game Comix Zone for the Sega Genesis. The villain - a fellow in a trenchcoat with a broad hat and weird mustache - grabs our hero - a guy in a leather vest and a silly ponytail - while screaming "LOOK AT ME, SKETCH -- I'M JUST A DRAWING!" He is rendered in stark monochrome while Sketch is rendered with some colored ambient lighting effect.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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FINALLY got that site working.
A "Zohran for New York" style sign that reads "BURRITOS for ZEE'S LUNCH". It's inaccurate, they're going to be getting a sammich, but it's the thought that counts. Arguably. I mean, burritos ARE awesome and they would gladly GET burritos if there was, say, a Moe's nearby (or a little hole in the wall Mexican place which would be far, far better) but there ain't and Zee's stuck with a 30 minute lunch break, which isn't enough time to drive somewhere AND eat. So yeah. Burritos. Delightful. Non-canonical.
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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There is never a bad time for EGS or a comment they do not fit with.
Ashley from El Goonish Shive, staring upwards, starry-eyed and mouth open.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Post something random. I'm not gonna put the rest of the curse out there, just do it.
A black and white doodle of two serious looking bunnies in lab coats. One rubs their chin, while the other - wearing glasses - points to a blackboard with a pointer. The blackboard is emblazoned with a single word: SCIENCE. The copyright notice in the lower left is for Dan Shive at egscomics.com, 2011.
September 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Heretic (1994)
A fun spin on the Doom formula.
A screenshot from an FPS game, Heretic. The weapon chambered is a crossbow with a glowing green arrow, and the view is of a hallway terminating in a mural of two devilish figures bowing before a bound beefcake in a loincloth with devil wings and a mask. The game is, sadly, less queer than this would indicate.
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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...dammit that's good.
Also Patrick M. Seymour as the voice of Fblthp.
An MTG card. It depicts a little homunculus with an unpronounceable name, Fblthp, on a patch of purple cactus-planted desert with dragons fighting in the background. Our hero is green skinned, wearing a loincloth and cowboy hat. His head is the same size as the rest of his body, with one giant eye, some snaggle teeth poking out of his lip, and pointy ears. He scratches his head, as if to ask "well where the heck am I now?!".
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A 1950's print style ad reading "TAKE THE LIFE OF FRED ASTAIRE!" "MAKE HIM PAY" "ONLY $37.53" "WITH THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER" "Transfer his fame to you!!!!" "PO Box 857, Saratoga NJ"
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A character from El Goonish Shive, a VERY long running webcomic. I'd gush about her extensively, but this comic (and in particular the middle panel) is a meme among the community that... well. Y'get the idea.
September 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A blank meme with template boxes; the meme is of the Destiel confession scene from Supernatural, which is used as a way to spread breaking news on Tumblr (the top box will read "I love you" and the bottom will say the news in blunt headline format).
August 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Gotta love mopeds and minibikes. Such a weird rabbit hole to fall down.
A blue 2023 Honda ST125 Dax minibike. The seat up top is a standard bike seat and takes up half its length, it has stubby little handlebars and little wheels, and (comparatively) very large chrome exhaust pipes. The whole thing has a very 1960s look in a way that's hard to pin down, with a round old-school-looking headlight and a single rearview mirror on a post sticking out from the same area as the handbrake.
August 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Don't make me poke your own comic. >:(
August 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A meme of the character Stefan from SNL. The caption reads "This story has something for everyone: cosmic horror, deep cut 1930's callbacks, Stretch Armstrong limbs..."
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Why would they when they could have their protagonists... ohhhhh, let me check my notes here... be complicit in and approving of a widespread system of chattel slavery, except one character whom everyone else treats as a joke?

Based indeed, and I gotta rewatch this sometime.
A screenshot from Little Witch Academia. Akiko, wearing a headcand that reads "UNITY", screams "WE DEMAND PAY!" into a megaphone next to a series of cute-yet-monstrous creatures, all of whom are wearing red caps.
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Mine's FACEPUNCHER!
A TOTALLY REAL and not at all fake GI Joe "Clip collect" file card for FACEPUNCHER.
July 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The guys that came with KEVVYN are THUDPUCKER JONES (left) and ANNA ARCHY (right).
Thudpucker likes to think he's the brains of the outfit, and he is... but only when it comes to tax law and demolitions. Otherwise he's kind of useless. It's a good thing that they blow up as much stuff as they do!
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Thank you for giving me the perfect reaction image for the news for the next six months.
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Ooh, an excuse to drop one of my favorite bits of flashfic!
A piece of short fiction. It reads: Everyone knows Sammy. Lesbian disaster. Probably trans. Super cute. She's the type that tries to act cool, but can't really keep it together long term before they devolve into a blushing mess. She's fun to mess with. Plenty of girls like her, but few have taken her home. She's your type, though. She's a stammering pile of adorable-ness as you get her out the door and towards your place, and it only takes a little nuzzle along the neck to get her toes curling and to turn her vocal cords off. Unfortunately, you get off the tram to your place, and your roommate is having a screaming argument out the window with her dad, and THAT'S a whole pile of crap that won't get resolved until 3 AM. (They're Poripoto. It's not an abusive thing, it's a cultural thing, but it's still annoying from your point of view.) You don't expect Sammy to mumble out that she's got a place, but you're glad for it. The hangars doesn't feel likely - you didn't have her pegged for a spacer, but that does explain the long stretches where you don't see her. She leads you into one and up a hatch into what's little more than a shuttle (she's a freakin' courier, that fits), and your lips are on her before she can react, and she stumbles backwards getting you to her bunk, and she's putty in your hands... And well... The night progresses as you'd expect it to. In the morning you sleep late, and you're still up before her. You get up to see if she's got a caf brewer of some variety, when you start to notice things. That's not just a fabber, it's a full on microfactory - and it's set up to make micromissiles. The cockpit has a subscreen for armament, and the number of cannons that are presently deactivated is astonishing. And then you open an alcove hoping the kitchenette is behind it, and you come face to face with a very familiar orange-and-red armor suite. Sammy is freaking Samus Aran!? SAMUS ARAN IS A SUB?!
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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What's a Batman story that doesn't have Batman in it?
A Dick Tracy strip wherein a shadowy figure laments the capture of villain Broadway Bates. It is none too subtly implying that the figure is The Penguin.
July 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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#makeaterriblecomicday2025
A "Flork of Cows" style comic. A sock puppet character stands in the first panel, staring blankly. In the second, the sock is screaming furiously, mouth open to grotesque proportions. In the third, a message: "Further panels redacted due to scenes of unimaginable violence." And then, beneath it, "And Ohio Valley pizza, which is arguably worse. By, like, a lot."
June 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Hey #battletech fans, what's your favorite mech design?
Discoback. Clearly.
The Hunchback HBK-4P, a chunky looking mech with a pod of six lasers on one shoulder. This particular mech image is someone's painted miniature in pirate livery.
June 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A Spongebob meme in comic form. In the first panel Squidward asks a fish customer "WHAT SIN DO YOU RELISH THE MOST?" After a beat panel the fish replies "Eating a hot dog on Friday." Squidward replies "What." The fish answers "Yeah, it's a sin for most major religions. Meat, pork, meat on Friday, beef... and a bun. You don't have hot dogs. I'm outtie." For what it is worth, the fish is somewhat correct; this is actually a part of Discordian theology.
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
The Mirror Man of Los Angeles, a figure covered in irregular mirror shards, head to toe.
June 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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This is who runs this account.
A "GIS*MO2BL" RC robot, with what looks like a radio head, an upturned trashcan body, and those crinkly tube arms.
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM