Crazy Theory of the Day: Trump’s “golden ballroom” will look eerily similar to Russia’s Amber Room. This, and the gilding splashed shamelessly across the Oval Office, will help Putin feel at home when he starts coming to the White House for “State visits”.

If anyone was feeling shy about screaming “la migra” when they see ICE, or doing anything else to waste their time, this had better get you over it.