zChris
@zchris.bsky.social
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He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice.
He left it at home.
He's texting his wife.
He left it at home.
He's texting his wife.
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice.
He left it at home.
He's texting his wife.
He left it at home.
He's texting his wife.
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Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!
April 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!
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I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny.
I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.
I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny.
I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.
I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.
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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.
But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.
But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
Time change Monday is the worst day of the year
March 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Time change Monday is the worst day of the year
Smaug emerges for the hunt. @kwspeechie.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Smaug emerges for the hunt. @kwspeechie.bsky.social
Meet Smaug!
(There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)
(There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Meet Smaug!
(There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)
(There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)
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Quote of the day:
"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well."
- John D. Rockefeller
"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well."
- John D. Rockefeller
March 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Quote of the day:
"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well."
- John D. Rockefeller
"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well."
- John D. Rockefeller
Well this is an interesting new term to add to my vocabulary.
March 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Well this is an interesting new term to add to my vocabulary.
Whelp. That'll just about do it for winter. Enough snow has melted where I can see Christmas decorations again.
March 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Whelp. That'll just about do it for winter. Enough snow has melted where I can see Christmas decorations again.
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Why do people say, “Tuna Fish sandwich”.
Yet nobody says, “Chicken Bird sandwich."
Yet nobody says, “Chicken Bird sandwich."
February 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Why do people say, “Tuna Fish sandwich”.
Yet nobody says, “Chicken Bird sandwich."
Yet nobody says, “Chicken Bird sandwich."
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Listen to Hailee Steinfelds response when asked what 4 teams are in the AFC East!
😂😂😂
Josh has a great one!!!
#GoBills #BillsMafia
😂😂😂
Josh has a great one!!!
#GoBills #BillsMafia
February 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Listen to Hailee Steinfelds response when asked what 4 teams are in the AFC East!
😂😂😂
Josh has a great one!!!
#GoBills #BillsMafia
😂😂😂
Josh has a great one!!!
#GoBills #BillsMafia
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A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
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Today is International Day of Women & Girls in Science.
Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize. Her contributions have left an indelible mark on the world of science & health & continue to inspire generations of scientists & innovators. 🔬 #WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM
Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize. Her contributions have left an indelible mark on the world of science & health & continue to inspire generations of scientists & innovators. 🔬 #WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM
February 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Today is International Day of Women & Girls in Science.
Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize. Her contributions have left an indelible mark on the world of science & health & continue to inspire generations of scientists & innovators. 🔬 #WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM
Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize. Her contributions have left an indelible mark on the world of science & health & continue to inspire generations of scientists & innovators. 🔬 #WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM
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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
I have like 50 wooden balls already.
I have like 50 wooden balls already.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
I have like 50 wooden balls already.
I have like 50 wooden balls already.
youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Fact of the day:
The longest word typed with only the left hand is "stewardesses."
The longest word typed with only the left hand is "stewardesses."
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fact of the day:
The longest word typed with only the left hand is "stewardesses."
The longest word typed with only the left hand is "stewardesses."
Uh oh. I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
January 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Uh oh. I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Time to wash the Zubaz.
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Time to wash the Zubaz.