Andy Patrick
@zbd.bsky.social
A's fan, Gamer, Christian, Compliance and QA guy, he/him.
AKA Zebedee18/ZBD18
AKA Zebedee18/ZBD18
A's just happy to not be included
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A's just happy to not be included
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December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Somehow, depending on when you went, it might have been the only home run that this 6'4" lefty corner outfielder hit the entire year.
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Somehow, depending on when you went, it might have been the only home run that this 6'4" lefty corner outfielder hit the entire year.
Daric Barton fan club meeting
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Daric Barton fan club meeting
I loved this guy when he first came up. Idunno why I had such a soft spot for lefties who took walks but didn't hit much for power at Power-First positions. Ryan Sweeney, John Jaso, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I loved this guy when he first came up. Idunno why I had such a soft spot for lefties who took walks but didn't hit much for power at Power-First positions. Ryan Sweeney, John Jaso, etc.
Debuting my new offensive performance measurement stat BILE
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Debuting my new offensive performance measurement stat BILE
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
Gotta be purple or orange I think. I'm inclined to go with purple. What a tail.
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gotta be purple or orange I think. I'm inclined to go with purple. What a tail.
Out! Out damn boys! Life's but a walking shadow
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Out! Out damn boys! Life's but a walking shadow
They already did on Instagram and it's going great
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They already did on Instagram and it's going great
Are Dots and Jujubes the same thing? Please use your blue checkmark wisely
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are Dots and Jujubes the same thing? Please use your blue checkmark wisely
Was the pitcher Matt Garza
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Was the pitcher Matt Garza
I drag bunted basically every game once I got to Pony. Gotta play the hand you're dealt, at some point, as the small fast kid.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I drag bunted basically every game once I got to Pony. Gotta play the hand you're dealt, at some point, as the small fast kid.
I see you staring again at the "Can Josh Sborz Start" draft you've had your eye on for years
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see you staring again at the "Can Josh Sborz Start" draft you've had your eye on for years
Running for Pope on a "Frustrated with Jesus" platform
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Running for Pope on a "Frustrated with Jesus" platform
When I worked at Sony in my first QA job they had Spore posters on the wall for some reason
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I worked at Sony in my first QA job they had Spore posters on the wall for some reason
I can appreciate the motivation behind all these UI's even if they look ridiculous now.
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can appreciate the motivation behind all these UI's even if they look ridiculous now.
I loved this thing as a kid. We never had it at my house but a friend's house did and I thought it was so cool.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I loved this thing as a kid. We never had it at my house but a friend's house did and I thought it was so cool.
The way she says "Butt'riest" gets me every time
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The way she says "Butt'riest" gets me every time