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zayyyter.bsky.social
@zayyyter.bsky.social
Big fan of rice cakes 🏳️‍🌈
Short work day, it’s raining, ANNDDDD I can wear a sweater outside! LA has finally made a New Jersey BITCH happy
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Someone please let me s*** their *** ***** **** ASAP
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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the rectum is a conclave
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not my conservative grandma who moved to Florida wanting to talk about politics! I’m scared as hell!
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve muffined too close to the sun
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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hickory dickory doc:
horny on the clock at 6:15
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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I need to wash the dishes, go grocery shopping, and go to the gym all before noon. The thought of all that makes me wanna lay in bed until 2pm instead.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hello, Los Angeles is a terrible place to live what tf do you mean it’s 80 degrees in NOVEMBER let me wear sweaters let’s drink tea and cuddle up for some warmth gtfo 80 degrees in NOVEMBER
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What’s with all the hot bitches being tall? What ever happened to a good 5’7” hot gay? Is this a hot take??
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Oooo don’t engage Zay don’t engage it’s not helpful it’s not helpful! They won’t listen they won’t hear you! They always think they’re right they always KNOW they’re right. Shhhhh
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh no girl your capitalism is showing!
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s cruel that I’m not THRIVING
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
How does one break up with a therapist kindly?
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Help I’ve unleashed a monster of my own creation!
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Had a layover in Nashville… why does that flavor of white people all look the same (busted)?
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I just saw an article on people who eat roadkill and this is absolutely why I never go West of the Hudson River or south of the Verrazano Bridge.

Absolutely nawt.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Stupid fucking dinosaur
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh we’re so much still learning about each other! It’s so hot! LOVE learning
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think I know why Californians are like that… they have no fucking weather! Take me home! NOW
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Finally! Rain in LA Rain in LA Rain in LA!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nothing much hbu?
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Y’all please just let me apply for this job I want! Don’t get rid of the job I want and make it a bigger job! Please I just want to have one job for like a year, but less!
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM