Joe
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A thot with thoughts 💭
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A thot with thoughts 💭
New Yk
Instagram.com/jmv.nyc
Quads sore from dropping this dumpy on the dance floor last night 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Quads sore from dropping this dumpy on the dance floor last night 🥰
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Breaking: zohran mamdani has converted trump to islam
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Breaking: zohran mamdani has converted trump to islam
If you didn’t blackout at El Centro in Hells Kitchen did you even experience peak Hells Kitchen…
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you didn’t blackout at El Centro in Hells Kitchen did you even experience peak Hells Kitchen…
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I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
Yeah… POTUS is off his meds this week, you can tell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yeah… POTUS is off his meds this week, you can tell.
Matt Gaetz is definitely in the Epstein Files.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Matt Gaetz is definitely in the Epstein Files.
*chefs kiss*
MTG calling POTUS a traitor at the same exact moment POTUS was hosting the Saudi prince.
This novela is getting spicy!
MTG calling POTUS a traitor at the same exact moment POTUS was hosting the Saudi prince.
This novela is getting spicy!
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
*chefs kiss*
MTG calling POTUS a traitor at the same exact moment POTUS was hosting the Saudi prince.
This novela is getting spicy!
MTG calling POTUS a traitor at the same exact moment POTUS was hosting the Saudi prince.
This novela is getting spicy!
I know it’s a product of climate change but these weeks of wind in New York….. girl bye
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I know it’s a product of climate change but these weeks of wind in New York….. girl bye
Downloaded Hinge to dip me feet in the New York dating pool and… it’s a nah for me but more options than Boston so….
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Downloaded Hinge to dip me feet in the New York dating pool and… it’s a nah for me but more options than Boston so….
MTG on her apology tour - girl, fuck you.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
MTG on her apology tour - girl, fuck you.
Ok Madonna ate with the 20th anniversary album of Confessions on a Dancefloor.
Bop.
Bop.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ok Madonna ate with the 20th anniversary album of Confessions on a Dancefloor.
Bop.
Bop.
People continue to goon over Zohran’s experience (or lack thereof) while turning a blind eye to the President.
They hate this man because he’s brown and ran one of the best campaigns post 2008 Obama. They hate to see people of color succeed.
They hate this man because he’s brown and ran one of the best campaigns post 2008 Obama. They hate to see people of color succeed.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
People continue to goon over Zohran’s experience (or lack thereof) while turning a blind eye to the President.
They hate this man because he’s brown and ran one of the best campaigns post 2008 Obama. They hate to see people of color succeed.
They hate this man because he’s brown and ran one of the best campaigns post 2008 Obama. They hate to see people of color succeed.
I saw someone’s hinge profile say they aren’t political and it made me wonder how (especially in 2025).
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I saw someone’s hinge profile say they aren’t political and it made me wonder how (especially in 2025).
Even if Trump was a p*do, his voters wouldn’t care lmao. Egg prices were too high.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Even if Trump was a p*do, his voters wouldn’t care lmao. Egg prices were too high.
Cities Skylines but for Pokemon 🥰
Build a Pokémon paradise in Pokémon Pokopia, releasing for #NintendoSwitch2 on Mar 5.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Cities Skylines but for Pokemon 🥰
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
What’s wild is: the Supreme Court will find the tariffs unconstitutional which means businesses owners will get a refund — Trump will spin the narrative to say it’s a W.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What’s wild is: the Supreme Court will find the tariffs unconstitutional which means businesses owners will get a refund — Trump will spin the narrative to say it’s a W.
Well folks, this is the end….
My statement on the spending legislation and Republican healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Well folks, this is the end….
Schumer is going to fuck this up again the same way he did in March. I need AOC to primary this man stat.
*Alexa, play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj*
*Alexa, play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj*
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Schumer is going to fuck this up again the same way he did in March. I need AOC to primary this man stat.
*Alexa, play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj*
*Alexa, play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj*
To the Dems who are about to vote w/ republicans to open the government…
I hope you’re ready to lose your seat come midterms. Y’all never understand the fucking assignment.
I hope you’re ready to lose your seat come midterms. Y’all never understand the fucking assignment.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
To the Dems who are about to vote w/ republicans to open the government…
I hope you’re ready to lose your seat come midterms. Y’all never understand the fucking assignment.
I hope you’re ready to lose your seat come midterms. Y’all never understand the fucking assignment.
Spent my Friday night playing Cities Skylines and I’m absolutely okay with that.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Spent my Friday night playing Cities Skylines and I’m absolutely okay with that.
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in Schumer’s head…
Just stick to the plan, homie.
Just stick to the plan, homie.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in Schumer’s head…
Just stick to the plan, homie.
Just stick to the plan, homie.
I just know Rosalia and Hillary Duff can end the Government Shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just know Rosalia and Hillary Duff can end the Government Shutdown.