Zawmer
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Zawmer
@zawmer.bsky.social
Hi, I'm from Minnesota, I love movies and theater and music and travel and cats. I hate misogyny, elitism, and fascism. Again, I love cats.
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To my Somali neighbors in Minnesota:

YOU AND I ARE EQUALS.

I trust you and I am happy to have you as my neighbors, just as much as all my other fellow Minnesotans.
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When I am president, I will demand that the sound-on-sound-off icon for videos be in the same place ALWAYS.

Also I won't make them name the Kennedy Center after me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sometimes I almost think you people have absolutely NO idea how good Survivor looks on my TV.
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is such a bad news day. How am I supposed to fall asleep.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My best day of 2025 - and I am confident this will hold up - was when I realized that the refrigerator I'd had for a few months still had that clear film on the doors and I got to peel it off, nothing could possibly top that.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Seriously how does Google Photos know my cat's name
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sometimes I think Big Food doesn't even CARE.

They could not care LESS what it's like for us normal people to deal with the agonizing reality we face so often, which is that the word truffle means two completely different types of food that you would never associate with each other.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm pretty sure you could train a brain-damaged labaratory mouse to think "six seven" is funny.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
To my Somali neighbors in Minnesota:

YOU AND I ARE EQUALS.

I trust you and I am happy to have you as my neighbors, just as much as all my other fellow Minnesotans.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What's your guyses favorite thing about the six-seven trend? Like if you had to pick ONLY ONE THING about it that is your absolute favorite thing about six-seven-plus-lazy-juggle-movement? Hard choice I know, but I think if I had to pick one thing it would be that it is so very very awesome.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This Thanksgiving I think it's time for me to debut this particular music hot take:

Dark Side of the Moon is not a concept album and it isn't progressive rock.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Check out this juicy deuce I just dropped

Wordle 1,622 2/6

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November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
AI could definitely do the job of a CEO.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Know who is awesome? Rhea Seehorn that's who.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I bet that if you worked at a home security company and your whole job was calling people when the smoke alarm went off, you could go your whole career and never hear anything but "sorry, false alarm".
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hey, do you guys remember when we were judged based on how low or high our latest check number was, because if it was low then we must not have done much money-spending?
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hot take: Mike Johnson's refusal to swear in a duly elected Democratic US Representative has nothing to do with the Epstein files. He knows perfectly well that no new revelations of Trump's villainy will faze his cult.

He just won't swear her in because she's a Democrat. That's reason enough.
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How many days old are you?

I am exactly twenty thousand today.
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why do we have a different word for 'astronaut' if the astronaut is Russian... can we make Russians have different words in their language if they're referring to us?
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Good morning.

It's been 34 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.

Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
People are in a really good mood when they are about see Paul McCartney, can confirm
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM