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—TWITCH 変態ネズミ
@zauntastic.bsky.social
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐒 & 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒 !

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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 !
Pinned
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ᅠᅠIt's actually very simple . Built up immunity to everything . So nothing affects me . Not even the strongest of my poisons .

ᅠᅠ. . . chocolate chip or red velvet .

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I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone.

As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
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ᅠᅠWhat ? It's a DELICIOUS source of nutrients and LOTS of minerals . And the rust is DELICIOUS .

ᅠᅠWhat would you RATHER have, then . Some kinda weird . . . highly sophisticated food for dumb wizards ?

ᅠᅠ. . . cookies ?

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December 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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ᅠᅠWhat ? It's a DELICIOUS source of nutrients and LOTS of minerals . And the rust is DELICIOUS .

ᅠᅠWhat would you RATHER have, then . Some kinda weird . . . highly sophisticated food for dumb wizards ?

ᅠᅠ. . . cookies ?

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I don’t want to see you naked that’s—

. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
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ᅠᅠWoah . If you wanna see me naked THAT badly, at least take me out for dinner first .

ᅠᅠMy favorite meal ? A rusty nails sandwich .

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December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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ᅠᅠWoah . If you wanna see me naked THAT badly, at least take me out for dinner first .

ᅠᅠMy favorite meal ? A rusty nails sandwich .

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I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache!

If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
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ᅠᅠI mean . You can /CERTAINLY/ try . I've been blown up a buncha times before . I've even blown up myself !

ᅠᅠOr does your Teemy-Teemo not approve of your violence ?

ᅠᅠHeheh . HAHAH . HEHAH .

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December 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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ᅠᅠI mean . You can /CERTAINLY/ try . I've been blown up a buncha times before . I've even blown up myself !

ᅠᅠOr does your Teemy-Teemo not approve of your violence ?

ᅠᅠHeheh . HAHAH . HEHAH .

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. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢

No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
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ᅠᅠSurprised you haven't done that yet, Veigs . This can only mean one thing .

ᅠᅠYou ACTUALLY like him ! D'awwww . Veigs and Teemo sitting in a tree .

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December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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ᅠᅠSurprised you haven't done that yet, Veigs . This can only mean one thing .

ᅠᅠYou ACTUALLY like him ! D'awwww . Veigs and Teemo sitting in a tree .

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You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous.

A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
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ᅠᅠThen why don't you just kill him ?

ᅠᅠWouldn't be hard at all ! Just poison his mushroom tea . Quick and easy work . HEH .

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December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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ᅠᅠThen why don't you just kill him ?

ᅠᅠWouldn't be hard at all ! Just poison his mushroom tea . Quick and easy work . HEH .

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Me?! Looking forward to it?!

As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
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ᅠᅠ. . . if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're actually looking forward to it .

ᅠᅠWith how much you mention the 'mo .

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December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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ᅠᅠ. . . if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're actually looking forward to it .

ᅠᅠWith how much you mention the 'mo .

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Oh he’s here alright.

I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
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ᅠᅠHe's not even here why are you thinking about him so much .

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December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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ᅠᅠHe's not even here why are you thinking about him so much .

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December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ᅠᅠDo you own a Twitch cup ?

ᅠᅠNo ?

ᅠᅠWhat a shame . He's very marketable .

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December 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"You have my intention, don't waste my time."

Rp account for Renekton from League of Legends

18+

Lewd

Gay

No minors
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ᅠᅠ" Way more than that, actually, but let's not get into the details . Besides, it's not like I'm annoying or anything ! Not like I'm, like . . . COMPLETELY IRRITATING, EITHER . Everyone loves me . "

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"Sure wish we could....you're nothing but well...a rat..."
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ᅠᅠ" You guys aren't gonna get rid of me THAT easily . HAH . "

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December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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ᅠᅠ" You guys aren't gonna get rid of me THAT easily . HAH . "

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December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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【 KNIGHT OF THE SUN 】
ㅤThis FIRE shall cleanse all
ㅤthe impurity of this world.
#HOUSAMORP × #MVRP
#FANTASYRP
#FGORP#FATERP
March 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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ᅠᅠMic check, mic check .

ᅠᅠIs this thing working .

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December 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶..."
⠀⠀⠀⠀"... 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙩!"
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.⠀♡ ⇄ ↻⠀ .
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM