𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 —
@darkmageyordle.bsky.social
𝘈 𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. . .
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. . .
Because. . .
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
oh !
well , not to toot my own horn but i am pretty kind ! . . . wait ! why don’t you want to interact with me ? :[
well , not to toot my own horn but i am pretty kind ! . . . wait ! why don’t you want to interact with me ? :[
That’s YOU
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Because. . .
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
That’s YOU
aw ! but that little fella looks so kind !
If you look like this DNI
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That’s YOU
If you look like this DNI
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you look like this DNI
Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️
Why is she so heavy. . . 💧
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why is she so heavy. . . 💧
Well uh…
Your fat.
Your fat.
well , i was just about to . . .
but you stopped my recall ! so i'm staying ! ^_^
but you stopped my recall ! so i'm staying ! ^_^
Get off my property ✨
August 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well uh…
Your fat.
Your fat.
Get off my property ✨
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Get off my property ✨
I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before…
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
of course i remembered ! what kind of friend would i be if i forgot your birthday ? !
i'll get that for you right away , veigar ! ! . . . er , what flavor do you want ? ( ^ ^ )
i'll get that for you right away , veigar ! ! . . . er , what flavor do you want ? ( ^ ^ )
Y-You remembered?
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before…
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
Y-You remembered?
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
ITS OOMFS BIRTHDAY
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Y-You remembered?
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
<— birthday boy
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
<— birthday boy
And you need a shower! So damn dirty!
(They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.)
Tch…
(They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.)
Tch…
i’m hugging you , veigar ! you looked like you needed it !
[ despite his gut being insulted , he kept his gentle embrace around the other yordle . ]
[ despite his gut being insulted , he kept his gentle embrace around the other yordle . ]
Indeed I am gonna be the—
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
July 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
And you need a shower! So damn dirty!
(They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.)
Tch…
(They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.)
Tch…
Indeed I am gonna be the—
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
future ruler . . . ?
. . . well , this future ruler is also my good friend , veigar !
[ after giving him a tiny stare . . . teemo pulled veigar into an embrace ! hugging him , though not to tightly ! ]
. . . well , this future ruler is also my good friend , veigar !
[ after giving him a tiny stare . . . teemo pulled veigar into an embrace ! hugging him , though not to tightly ! ]
I said forget it!
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
July 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Indeed I am gonna be the—
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]
What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!
[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
I said forget it!
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
hm ? is . . . something the matter , veigar ?
[ frown . trying to turn over to where veigar was facing to catch his attention once more ! concern ! ]
[ frown . trying to turn over to where veigar was facing to catch his attention once more ! concern ! ]
I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
July 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I said forget it!
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]
I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
well , there weren't any hazards at my house . . . i keep it awfully guarded , especially if i have friends visiting ! like yourself !
[ he . . . took that literally ! ]
i want to keep my best friends safe and sound ! ( ^ _ ^ )
[ he . . . took that literally ! ]
i want to keep my best friends safe and sound ! ( ^ _ ^ )
[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.]
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
July 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]
Hmph, forget it.
[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.]
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
rancid ? i'd say it smells nice ! it's so fragrant and nice . . . i'm happy you compare my scent to a flower ! that's awfully kind of you , veigar !
[ he's just too kind for his own good . he emits such an aura . . . a kind aura . . . ]
[ he's just too kind for his own good . he emits such an aura . . . a kind aura . . . ]
[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
July 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.]
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.
[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]
You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
it doesn't have any magical factors from what i'm aware of . . . but it sure does smell good ! you should sniff it ! it smells good !
[ oh , he's so proud ! he's so happy that veigar hasn't burnt it ! it was such a beautiful flower . . . it'd break his heart to see it be burnt ! ]
[ oh , he's so proud ! he's so happy that veigar hasn't burnt it ! it was such a beautiful flower . . . it'd break his heart to see it be burnt ! ]
. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
July 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.
[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
. . . i get it now ! you want the flower because it's so pretty ! so you're threatening me so i can give it to you ! i got it now !
here you go !
[ that's not -- that . . . is he stupid ? is he fucking stupid ? ? ? ]
here you go !
[ that's not -- that . . . is he stupid ? is he fucking stupid ? ? ? ]
Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.
July 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]
Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
Ignore us this is a matter of—
A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!
A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!
July 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ignore us this is a matter of—
A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!
A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!
Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.
bruh . you totally did . you absolutely just said it was beautiful ! i'm a really good listener , you know !
There’s more flowers out there to pick!
July 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.
There’s more flowers out there to pick!
if you burn this flower , i'm going to be really upset !
I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing.
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
July 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s more flowers out there to pick!
I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing.
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
don't do that ! ! that'd be terrible !
just admire it ! think about it for just a little . . . look at how green and lively it looks ! surely you wouldn't want to take that away from it , would you ?
just admire it ! think about it for just a little . . . look at how green and lively it looks ! surely you wouldn't want to take that away from it , would you ?
I can see it from right here.
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
July 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing.
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨
I can see it from right here.
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
look at it ! ! it's beautiful !
can't you see how wonderful it is ? just look at it , veigar ! look at it very closely . . .
can't you see how wonderful it is ? just look at it , veigar ! look at it very closely . . .
Teemo.
It’s a PLANT you’re looking at. What is so great about it?! 💢
It’s a PLANT you’re looking at. What is so great about it?! 💢
July 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I can see it from right here.
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!
❝︎ An observer I see? ❞
The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention.
❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞
The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention.
❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
❝︎ An observer I see? ❞
The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention.
❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞
The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention.
❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞