𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 —
@darkmageyordle.bsky.social
𝘈 𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. . .
Pinned
𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. . .
I have wizard drip, while you have your fat tummy out. That alone shows people should come to middle lane!
oh !
well , i'd prefer if mid-laners didn't come to the top lane , so it's okay ! now , but that isn't to say that you are cooler than me !
well , i'd prefer if mid-laners didn't come to the top lane , so it's okay ! now , but that isn't to say that you are cooler than me !
Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I have wizard drip, while you have your fat tummy out. That alone shows people should come to middle lane!
Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler.
Enter my top lane ! ! I always appreciate the company ! ^.^
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler.
I didn’t think you would accept. . . Alright, go for it. But don’t stare at my cheeks.
well , shucks ! i don't see why not !
i'm a little surprised you're offering , hehe !
i'm a little surprised you're offering , hehe !
…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here!
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I didn’t think you would accept. . . Alright, go for it. But don’t stare at my cheeks.
…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here!
sorry , but nope ! nooo can do ! i have my scout duties !
you should really consider putting on something warm , veigar ! like a sweater ? a sweater would be good !
you should really consider putting on something warm , veigar ! like a sweater ? a sweater would be good !
Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together!
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here!
Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together!
not during winter ! summer , though . . .
during winter , i like wearing cozy stuff so i don't get too cold !
during winter , i like wearing cozy stuff so i don't get too cold !
Yeah? Don’t you do it too?
January 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together!
Yeah? Don’t you do it too?
are you sure you're going to be alright like that ? in this weather ? 😓
Walks onto the timeline ass naked.
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Yeah? Don’t you do it too?
Walks onto the timeline ass naked.
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Walks onto the timeline ass naked.
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone.
As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
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ᅠᅠWhat ? It's a DELICIOUS source of nutrients and LOTS of minerals . And the rust is DELICIOUS .
ᅠᅠWhat would you RATHER have, then . Some kinda weird . . . highly sophisticated food for dumb wizards ?
ᅠᅠ. . . cookies ?
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ᅠᅠWhat ? It's a DELICIOUS source of nutrients and LOTS of minerals . And the rust is DELICIOUS .
ᅠᅠWhat would you RATHER have, then . Some kinda weird . . . highly sophisticated food for dumb wizards ?
ᅠᅠ. . . cookies ?
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I don’t want to see you naked that’s—
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone.
As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
I don’t want to see you naked that’s—
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
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ᅠᅠWoah . If you wanna see me naked THAT badly, at least take me out for dinner first .
ᅠᅠMy favorite meal ? A rusty nails sandwich .
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ᅠᅠWoah . If you wanna see me naked THAT badly, at least take me out for dinner first .
ᅠᅠMy favorite meal ? A rusty nails sandwich .
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I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache!
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don’t want to see you naked that’s—
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
. . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache!
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
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ᅠᅠI mean . You can /CERTAINLY/ try . I've been blown up a buncha times before . I've even blown up myself !
ᅠᅠOr does your Teemy-Teemo not approve of your violence ?
ᅠᅠHeheh . HAHAH . HEHAH .
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ᅠᅠI mean . You can /CERTAINLY/ try . I've been blown up a buncha times before . I've even blown up myself !
ᅠᅠOr does your Teemy-Teemo not approve of your violence ?
ᅠᅠHeheh . HAHAH . HEHAH .
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. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache!
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
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ᅠᅠSurprised you haven't done that yet, Veigs . This can only mean one thing .
ᅠᅠYou ACTUALLY like him ! D'awwww . Veigs and Teemo sitting in a tree .
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ᅠᅠSurprised you haven't done that yet, Veigs . This can only mean one thing .
ᅠᅠYou ACTUALLY like him ! D'awwww . Veigs and Teemo sitting in a tree .
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You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
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ᅠᅠThen why don't you just kill him ?
ᅠᅠWouldn't be hard at all ! Just poison his mushroom tea . Quick and easy work . HEH .
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ᅠᅠThen why don't you just kill him ?
ᅠᅠWouldn't be hard at all ! Just poison his mushroom tea . Quick and easy work . HEH .
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Me?! Looking forward to it?!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
Me?! Looking forward to it?!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
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ᅠᅠ. . . if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're actually looking forward to it .
ᅠᅠWith how much you mention the 'mo .
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ᅠᅠ. . . if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're actually looking forward to it .
ᅠᅠWith how much you mention the 'mo .
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Oh he’s here alright.
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Me?! Looking forward to it?!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
Oh he’s here alright.
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
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ᅠᅠHe's not even here why are you thinking about him so much .
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ᅠᅠHe's not even here why are you thinking about him so much .
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Teemo
That bastard. . .
That bastard. . .
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Oh he’s here alright.
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
Teemo
That bastard. . .
That bastard. . .
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Teemo
That bastard. . .
That bastard. . .
Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?!
He DEMANDS the attention!
He DEMANDS the attention!
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?!
He DEMANDS the attention!
He DEMANDS the attention!
Because. . .
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
oh !
well , not to toot my own horn but i am pretty kind ! . . . wait ! why don’t you want to interact with me ? :[
well , not to toot my own horn but i am pretty kind ! . . . wait ! why don’t you want to interact with me ? :[
That’s YOU
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Because. . .
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
That’s YOU
aw ! but that little fella looks so kind !
If you look like this DNI
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That’s YOU
If you look like this DNI
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you look like this DNI
Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️
Why is she so heavy. . . 💧
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why is she so heavy. . . 💧
Well uh…
Your fat.
Your fat.
well , i was just about to . . .
but you stopped my recall ! so i'm staying ! ^_^
but you stopped my recall ! so i'm staying ! ^_^
Get off my property ✨
August 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well uh…
Your fat.
Your fat.
Get off my property ✨
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Get off my property ✨
I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before…
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
of course i remembered ! what kind of friend would i be if i forgot your birthday ? !
i'll get that for you right away , veigar ! ! . . . er , what flavor do you want ? ( ^ ^ )
i'll get that for you right away , veigar ! ! . . . er , what flavor do you want ? ( ^ ^ )
Y-You remembered?
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before…
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.