@zatytom.bsky.social
Gay gray ace geek. Science nerd, casual gamer, dog and plant dad. Love food, drink, music, travel, nature. Hate transphobes, nazis, this timeline.
Make avocadoade, coward.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Make avocadoade, coward.
Good use of "Need to"
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good use of "Need to"
As in home made veggie fry ups are better than ones you have out, or you and your fry up we're no longer veggie?
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As in home made veggie fry ups are better than ones you have out, or you and your fry up we're no longer veggie?
Have a nice wank xx 😜
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Have a nice wank xx 😜
Culture Club went to the zoo and stole 5 south American camels and a Madagascan lizard.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chamaeleon.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chamaeleon.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Culture Club went to the zoo and stole 5 south American camels and a Madagascan lizard.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chamaeleon.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chamaeleon.
That toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
That hefty pendulum must be sapping efficiency from his gait though.
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That hefty pendulum must be sapping efficiency from his gait though.
Nobody has zero kinks...
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nobody has zero kinks...
Did he treat you better or worse as a result? 😅
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Did he treat you better or worse as a result? 😅
Cnut was king when I were a lad my students probably believe
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cnut was king when I were a lad my students probably believe
"I found a source for this but it's from the late 1900s and I'm not sure if historical documents need citing differently" - one of my year 12s, finding a melting point published in NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN"
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"I found a source for this but it's from the late 1900s and I'm not sure if historical documents need citing differently" - one of my year 12s, finding a melting point published in NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN"
"Noah fence sir but should you be out this late without your carer" - when people learn I was born when the soviet union was still a thing
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Noah fence sir but should you be out this late without your carer" - when people learn I was born when the soviet union was still a thing
TBF that's true of everything. Antidisestablishmentarianism is monosyllabic if pronounced "fqua"
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
TBF that's true of everything. Antidisestablishmentarianism is monosyllabic if pronounced "fqua"
Please share examples of photos you need to avoid putting in your parents' living room, for educational purposes of course.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Please share examples of photos you need to avoid putting in your parents' living room, for educational purposes of course.