zatytom.bsky.social
@zatytom.bsky.social
Gay gray ace geek. Science nerd, casual gamer, dog and plant dad. Love food, drink, music, travel, nature. Hate transphobes, nazis, this timeline.
Looks like a femboy I know...
When she boutta hark on it
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
O hai, runner's bulge 👀👀
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Pleased to announce that I've been given the North Wrangell Island Tiddlywinks Association prize for Bribery
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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from a left wing standpoint, an ancient vampire living in their ancestral home and eating 500 peasants a year has more politically in common with you than a billionaire
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I massively zapped myself with the eht supply this afternoon doing a physics demo and my hand keeps spasming. Bzzzzzt.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Oo the restored art deco ticket hall and frontage at Richmond station is really rather nice...
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Foggy Bushy Park
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Demanding service bottoms:
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Waves @plol.uk

Be nice to him. He's a sweetie.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Day 2 of the Your Party conference
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I win?
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Due to ending up in Camden for the first time in at least 20 years I have decamped to the Black Heart which I continue to love and where I continue to be the only human with neither tattoo nor piercing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bookse?
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ooft level sentence in the book I've just started "(When people do not understand you, and you do not understand people, you must find your beauty and your joy elsewhere.)"
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Midnight Express?
Name a film with a Turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivana on one of his golf courses?

A: So he could still cheat on her.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The fly on these trousers keeps falling down. It's not only somewhat indecent, it's also fucking draughty! #chillywilly
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Why hadn't I heard Rose Tattoo before? This is a banger. I'm only about 12 years out of date.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just had a dicing chilli/scratching balls combination error.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To the guy playing All I Want For Christmas Is You out loud on his phone on my train: I am a calm and pleasant human being, and I hope your intestines get pulled through your aural canal with a rusty hook.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
On the bus to Morden; one does not simply walk into Morden.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
Can't read my, can't read my
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Friendly reminder that it's that time of year
I had to run to the grocery store real quick, and I was reminded of a study I read that said people spend approximately 75% of their lives in the fucking way
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ok Idris Elba Negotiator Supreme International Man Of Kickass Mystery needed to ask randos on his flight to identify the flag of /Hungary/. Standards are clearly fucking slipping.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM