Zas
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Look, I'm not saying prayer is useless at preventing gun violence in America.
All I'm saying though is if every day I prayed that I wouldn't shit my pants and yet every day I still shit my pants, I'd probably ALSO try taking Imodium to see if it helped. 🤷
All I'm saying though is if every day I prayed that I wouldn't shit my pants and yet every day I still shit my pants, I'd probably ALSO try taking Imodium to see if it helped. 🤷
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Look, I'm not saying prayer is useless at preventing gun violence in America.
All I'm saying though is if every day I prayed that I wouldn't shit my pants and yet every day I still shit my pants, I'd probably ALSO try taking Imodium to see if it helped. 🤷
All I'm saying though is if every day I prayed that I wouldn't shit my pants and yet every day I still shit my pants, I'd probably ALSO try taking Imodium to see if it helped. 🤷
Just a quick update to this. StubHub eventually replaced my tickets... with fraudulent tickets that didn't scan at the door.
Shout-out to the Chase Center box office for hooking me up but wtf is going on over there at StubHub??
Shout-out to the Chase Center box office for hooking me up but wtf is going on over there at StubHub??
May 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just a quick update to this. StubHub eventually replaced my tickets... with fraudulent tickets that didn't scan at the door.
Shout-out to the Chase Center box office for hooking me up but wtf is going on over there at StubHub??
Shout-out to the Chase Center box office for hooking me up but wtf is going on over there at StubHub??
StubHub really told me that the seller changed their mind on their Game 6 tickets and offered me Standing Room Only with a $2 voucher LOL
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May 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
StubHub really told me that the seller changed their mind on their Game 6 tickets and offered me Standing Room Only with a $2 voucher LOL
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Just got passed by a Tesla with a "Fuck Elon" bumper sticker on it
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
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February 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just got passed by a Tesla with a "Fuck Elon" bumper sticker on it
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Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time
I don't get why on Southwest you can't have one overweight bag. Why make me distribute the same amount of mass over twice the volume just to avoid a fee?
December 31, 2024 at 12:39 PM
I don't get why on Southwest you can't have one overweight bag. Why make me distribute the same amount of mass over twice the volume just to avoid a fee?
College Football, PLEASE change the timeout rules for overtime. Two timeouts an overtime for conversions are excessive and slow the game down too much
December 26, 2024 at 11:45 PM
College Football, PLEASE change the timeout rules for overtime. Two timeouts an overtime for conversions are excessive and slow the game down too much
Well we can at least agree that whoever wins the CFP this year is definitely the most deserving team, because there's an absolute gauntlet of 3 games ahead of all paths
December 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Well we can at least agree that whoever wins the CFP this year is definitely the most deserving team, because there's an absolute gauntlet of 3 games ahead of all paths
I still don't know how we went from banks training tellers in advanced check fraud detection to them being like, "eh, just send me a grainy picture of it, it's cool."
November 26, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I still don't know how we went from banks training tellers in advanced check fraud detection to them being like, "eh, just send me a grainy picture of it, it's cool."
