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bad takes are actually satire
Austin, TX
this guy is having a great time!
the worst guy at your Super Bowl party won’t stop talking about how “The AFC championship was REAL football”
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
what is this Québécois doing listening to obscure Argentine DJ music?
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
peak performance
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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BookPeople's Statement on the January 30th National Shutdown
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
guy at Cava has a Ferrari jacket and Mercedes hat—should I talk about Abu Dhabi 2021 loud enough for him to hear?
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
try 7-9-1, in your face past me who knows no ball 😤
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look at my team, dawg, we’re going 7-10 😭
Things are getting heated online between former Dallas Cowboys teammates DeMarcus Lawrence and Micah Parsons 🍿
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
my brain is so cooked
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
as someone who has only ever watched 2025 ACC football this makes sense to me
JUST IN: Former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was not voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year on the ballot, a league source confirmed to The Athletic.

Belichick won six Super Bowls as a head coach and two more as a defensive coordinator.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
it’s crazy that Jamie Benn and Shane Hollander were Olympic teammates right?
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
shoutout to the pato o’ward groupies
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
this nfc championship
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
if I’m the pats, I’m sneaking extra men on the field and hoping the refs don’t notice them in the flurry of white.
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
the worst guy at your Super Bowl party won’t stop talking about how “The AFC championship was REAL football”
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
holy good timing batman
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
something something Sam Ehlinger something something Colts -> Broncos QBs
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 PM
we have brocedes at home
June 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
moments before disaster
June 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Don’t be shy— let us know which book character(s) you could fix🫣😅
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
life long Dallas wings fan here checking in
April 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey, I took that picture!
To bring a little joy to your timeline, here's a picture of Krysten Ritter holding a signed copy of Shadow the Hedgehog for the Nintendo GameCube that was taken last night somehow.
March 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
can’t believe we lost to these guys
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
look at my team, dawg, we’re going 7-10 😭
Things are getting heated online between former Dallas Cowboys teammates DeMarcus Lawrence and Micah Parsons 🍿
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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so Rory Gilmore coded
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM