Zapp Brannigan
@zappbrannigan.bsky.social
She's built like a Steakhouse, but she drives like a Bistro.
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My homage to Poltergeist. Check out my brand-new Fansly for pix of my cute feet, and subscribe for more movie tributes <3 fansly.com/shambolina
September 11, 2024 at 1:33 AM
My homage to Poltergeist. Check out my brand-new Fansly for pix of my cute feet, and subscribe for more movie tributes <3 fansly.com/shambolina
I need this in my life
September 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I need this in my life
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You wouldn't think I could actually pull out some official papers on this, but the terrible thing is, I can.......
May 2, 2024 at 11:10 PM
You wouldn't think I could actually pull out some official papers on this, but the terrible thing is, I can.......
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We're all boofing your strap in the staff bathroom.
April 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
We're all boofing your strap in the staff bathroom.
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When I die, bury me in an elaborate tomb like an old pharoah. I don't have any servants for the afterlife, so put Conan O'Brien in there with me. I think he'll be handy to have.
April 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
When I die, bury me in an elaborate tomb like an old pharoah. I don't have any servants for the afterlife, so put Conan O'Brien in there with me. I think he'll be handy to have.
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No. I've never been accused of being a Girthmaster
April 25, 2024 at 3:48 AM
No. I've never been accused of being a Girthmaster
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tonight i will be listening to an orchestra perform twin peaks music
January 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
tonight i will be listening to an orchestra perform twin peaks music
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it’s true i beat off those five dudes and now i have huge boobs
i don’t know which transfemme needs to hear this but you have to locate and defeat five dudes who tan hides for a living before your tits will fully grow in
January 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
it’s true i beat off those five dudes and now i have huge boobs
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I want to pass through your event horizon. Never to be seen again. I desire spaghettification in the might of your gravity. I want your tender kisses between my atoms. Whisper your sweet rumbles through the spine of my matter as I obliviate into you.
January 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I want to pass through your event horizon. Never to be seen again. I desire spaghettification in the might of your gravity. I want your tender kisses between my atoms. Whisper your sweet rumbles through the spine of my matter as I obliviate into you.
Yeah I have SVT. Superior Vagina Taste
Yeah I have PTSD. Pretty Good Pussy Syndrome
January 5, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Yeah I have SVT. Superior Vagina Taste
It's hot when women seize the means of production.
December 23, 2023 at 4:41 PM
It's hot when women seize the means of production.
Boomer who's somehow never listened to John Cougar Mellencamp: "OH! So now he's just gonna cheat on Diane with the girl from that 70's Show?"!
December 20, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Boomer who's somehow never listened to John Cougar Mellencamp: "OH! So now he's just gonna cheat on Diane with the girl from that 70's Show?"!
The Chargers promoting Giff Smith to Interim HC is interesting. He's basically Bosa's coach, and he was like the only non-Staley guy on the defensive staff.
December 17, 2023 at 8:10 PM
The Chargers promoting Giff Smith to Interim HC is interesting. He's basically Bosa's coach, and he was like the only non-Staley guy on the defensive staff.
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I feel like this is in the same vein:
December 17, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I feel like this is in the same vein:
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Takes me long enough to finish a stupid painting these days
December 17, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Takes me long enough to finish a stupid painting these days
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I understand that it's uncomfortable for the host, but hear me out. More crabs. I think the little crabbies are trying to be near human genitals so they can attempt to swap in their genetic material and birth Crab/human hybrids.
December 17, 2023 at 3:50 PM
I understand that it's uncomfortable for the host, but hear me out. More crabs. I think the little crabbies are trying to be near human genitals so they can attempt to swap in their genetic material and birth Crab/human hybrids.
Pretty sure she was the basis for Amelie
Popular Opinion: the Spider from James and the Giant Peach can get it.
December 13, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Pretty sure she was the basis for Amelie