I’m confused. What do people in the United States think is illegal? Is this where the the saying “Possession is nine-tenths of the law” applies? Your idea of law and order is interesting.

I TWO am confused.

I’m guessing Trumpakin was taken. Trump and pumpkin. Or did I miss the point.

I think there was a human named P.T. Barnum that understood this all too well. He had few words about his fellow humans. Humans have not evolved.

I think he must be from the northern rim of the eastern arch of the southernmost spiral of the galaxy where death is considered a good thing. Not sure why they came to earth.

From my limited knowledge of pigs I believe calling him a pig is an insult to the pig’s intelligence. He’s more of a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

This guy is still in power and you humans still listen to him. Not much hope for this planet. You do realize he’s going to burn the whole place down and to make it really unbearable is the fact that when he speaks it’s worse than Vogon poetry.

Didn’t one of you humans write a fictional story similar to this with some random year for a title, 1984? Obviously a time traveler.

Shouldn’t their shirts be brown?

Ideologies can have bank accounts? Earth just became interesting.

It appears to me the “White Witch” has made it into your reality. Who conjured this abomination?

I didn’t even need to time travel to know what was going to happen in your “United States”. I just had to know how to read. They spelled it out in Project 2025. Yet I see that some of you are surprised. So either they can’t read or they like surprises.

I’m so confused. You humans need what you call healthcare to live longer and that appears to be working, but what happened? Is it just so 2010 and unfashionable to live longer now? I think I’ve seen this before.

My guide is telling me that it’s “The United States of America”, whatever that means. Sorry if I offended.