Weird how much worse things are here than when I was here last. Still in denial about your planet’s demise. Such a shame as you had such potential. Just couldn’t get over that greed problem. It appears humanity equals stupidity. I just lost a bet.

Strange how you humans predictably ignore history.

You humans are just odd. You create a large armed force to invade yourself. How’s that going?

It appears the Red team is trying everything in their power to hurt people, yet people still vote Red. Is this what you humans call Sadomasochism?

Admittedly I’m new to Earth, so be patient. In “The United States of America” there are two teams. The Red team that likes red hats and guns and a Blue team that likes rainbows. But the Red team keeps saying the Blue team is dangerous. Is there something about rainbows I should know?

Just thought this needed posting for those humans in what you call “The United States”. Not sure why you chose that name, a bit ironic isn’t it.
Sorry the original was too faded to scan, so here’s the text, but I will travel back and get a better pic when I get a chance.