zaphodw
@zaphodw.bsky.social
a not-an-artist, burrito lover, and actual human. I love sleep, walks on the beach, and drinking mountain dew baja blast when getting caught in the rain.
I hate how they’ve stolen my look. I’ll have you know I don’t shave because I’m lazy and also I get razor burn.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I hate how they’ve stolen my look. I’ll have you know I don’t shave because I’m lazy and also I get razor burn.
This should be illegal.
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This should be illegal.
The banned Albuquerque episode
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The banned Albuquerque episode
Steve Buscemi in cat form
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Steve Buscemi in cat form
The next mainline Zelda game should look like this. BoTW/ToTK as good as it was just had duplicative Portal 2 looking shrines. We need proper dungeons back, each with a unique motif. I guess ToTK’s underground looked a bit like the pic, though.
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The next mainline Zelda game should look like this. BoTW/ToTK as good as it was just had duplicative Portal 2 looking shrines. We need proper dungeons back, each with a unique motif. I guess ToTK’s underground looked a bit like the pic, though.
Reporting on this neglects what the impacts of cutting revenue would be for JPS and other things. Not hearing much about that side.
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reporting on this neglects what the impacts of cutting revenue would be for JPS and other things. Not hearing much about that side.
Integrate AI powered Food as a Service (FaaS) into your enterprise with the Crackr API. Supports M365 SSO, SAML, and automatic user provisioning. Crackr is the most powerful CFSMS (Chicken Fried Steak Management System) used by Toyota, Intel, and more.
August 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Integrate AI powered Food as a Service (FaaS) into your enterprise with the Crackr API. Supports M365 SSO, SAML, and automatic user provisioning. Crackr is the most powerful CFSMS (Chicken Fried Steak Management System) used by Toyota, Intel, and more.
Reminds of looking at pictures in the old National Geographic’s my grandmother kept around as a kid. Whatever film they used to use always turned artificial light sources green.
July 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reminds of looking at pictures in the old National Geographic’s my grandmother kept around as a kid. Whatever film they used to use always turned artificial light sources green.
Everyone in the Thomas Kincaide universe uses municipal streetlight grade sodium vapor lamps to bathe every room of the house with 999 lumens of orange light.
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Everyone in the Thomas Kincaide universe uses municipal streetlight grade sodium vapor lamps to bathe every room of the house with 999 lumens of orange light.
I wonder if it thinks it’s carrion, lie it’s a fuzzy head attached to a “spine”. It’s going to be disappointed that it’s made of polyester not meat.
June 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I wonder if it thinks it’s carrion, lie it’s a fuzzy head attached to a “spine”. It’s going to be disappointed that it’s made of polyester not meat.
I always thought those staple removers looked even more sus
May 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I always thought those staple removers looked even more sus
To add, in Tarrant County our favorite clown Bo French (GOP chair) was recently moaning on social media about the apartments up in Alliance or Haslet or whatever. They don’t like “those ppl”…Sorry bro only home rule cities in TX can regulate land use in that way. So they cant stop development.
May 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
To add, in Tarrant County our favorite clown Bo French (GOP chair) was recently moaning on social media about the apartments up in Alliance or Haslet or whatever. They don’t like “those ppl”…Sorry bro only home rule cities in TX can regulate land use in that way. So they cant stop development.
I wonder if a low key reason is the forefront of the exclusionary type of suburbia is now mostly unincorporated county with no zoning, so no jurisdiction for nimbys to whine. Contrast, suburban municipalities are getting old and have to adapt and are more demographicallypolitically diverse now.
May 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I wonder if a low key reason is the forefront of the exclusionary type of suburbia is now mostly unincorporated county with no zoning, so no jurisdiction for nimbys to whine. Contrast, suburban municipalities are getting old and have to adapt and are more demographicallypolitically diverse now.
If they can build mega-coliseums why is a coal miner slave revolt an existential crisis. Just use drone strikes and maybe replace workers with bulldozers or something.
May 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If they can build mega-coliseums why is a coal miner slave revolt an existential crisis. Just use drone strikes and maybe replace workers with bulldozers or something.
What’s with the tall toad?
May 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What’s with the tall toad?
Newspaper themed bran cereal is the most grown adult (in a “dead inside” way) marketing ever created in history. This was peak generation gap. Now we’ve gone all the way round. Coming soon, Pokémon themed vitamin gummies for seniors.
May 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Newspaper themed bran cereal is the most grown adult (in a “dead inside” way) marketing ever created in history. This was peak generation gap. Now we’ve gone all the way round. Coming soon, Pokémon themed vitamin gummies for seniors.
I kind of wish AI actually would turn into Skynet and just burn it all to ash. Sadly this AI is boring and just wants your job so ghouls can become part of a leisure class.
April 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I kind of wish AI actually would turn into Skynet and just burn it all to ash. Sadly this AI is boring and just wants your job so ghouls can become part of a leisure class.
That house looks like it was built in Minecraft.
April 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
That house looks like it was built in Minecraft.
What is his job exactly? I’m guessing professionalized right wing social media troll, because there’s nothing else he could be good at that a more mature candidate wouldn’t be better suited to.
April 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What is his job exactly? I’m guessing professionalized right wing social media troll, because there’s nothing else he could be good at that a more mature candidate wouldn’t be better suited to.
It needs to be seasoned with the baked in aroma of menthols, rancid spilled Dr Pepper, and gasoline vapors. For authenticity.
April 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It needs to be seasoned with the baked in aroma of menthols, rancid spilled Dr Pepper, and gasoline vapors. For authenticity.
There are zero white people born in SF who now live in Richland Hills, TX.
April 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There are zero white people born in SF who now live in Richland Hills, TX.
Right wing South American nationals in Miami are some of the worst people around.
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Right wing South American nationals in Miami are some of the worst people around.
Dude talks and just straight up looks evil in terms of appearance. Therefore when things go tits up he will get thrown under the bus first. He’s not the only bad guy but he’s the one the others will turn on first.
April 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dude talks and just straight up looks evil in terms of appearance. Therefore when things go tits up he will get thrown under the bus first. He’s not the only bad guy but he’s the one the others will turn on first.
Productivity just means how efficient you are at producing a good or service, right?
National Parks are highly efficient at producing in-demand tourist experiences that people value.
National Parks are highly efficient at producing in-demand tourist experiences that people value.
April 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Productivity just means how efficient you are at producing a good or service, right?
National Parks are highly efficient at producing in-demand tourist experiences that people value.
National Parks are highly efficient at producing in-demand tourist experiences that people value.