It only took a month but I finally won a run in Balatro. It was starting to get under my skin since the iOS achievements show ~60 pct get that far. It’s a shame the cards don’t bounce around the screen like in old Windows Solitaire lol. #balatro #solitaire

Had a thought when resetting my PW today. When is #bluesky going to support REAL #multifactor #authentication. Email codes are vulnerable. SMS is also not ideal. I want to use an app or a yubikey or something. Right now I bet a lot of accounts here are fake or compromised and it bugs me.

Grapefruit is the king of fruit, which is why I got one of those spoons that’s also a knife to eat it with. I’m gonna mutilate so much fresh citrus with this baby. It’s a splife, or a knoon?

Spaghetti 0’s used to be Spaghetti 1’s. This is a TRUE statement I swear.

Today for the first time ever I bought some of that Japanese instant curry stuff. It's an, uh, interesting color and texture.

took this a while back but wanted to share something chill. This is the Trinity River in #FortWorth down the street from where I live. Taken from the Trinity Trails park. Note there is also a ridiculous population density of squirrels here.

The Slow Horses TV show on Apple TV is good but the actual book series is a lot better (for anyone who found the first episode confusing). I'm on the second book (Dead Lions) and tearing through it. #booksky

For Fort Worth people: The TexRail southside extension got it's RAISE grant just in time. So they might actually build the thing after all.

US DOT: www.transportation.gov/grants/raise...

Context(Fort Worth Report article):

fortworthreport.org/2024/05/01/f...

I just put some frozen egg rolls, fries, and a chicken tender in the air fryer. I guess I'm having brown for dinner.

Playing WRC 2024, I just annihilated some Finnish farmer's mailbox in a 1985 Audi Group B Rally car because I was too close to the edge of the road. Wondering if that's ever happened in real life.