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why are boyfriends obsessed with checking the mail
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
why are boyfriends obsessed with checking the mail
asking RBL to make my coochie the ocky way
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
asking RBL to make my coochie the ocky way
microdosing moving to philly by moving to red hook
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
microdosing moving to philly by moving to red hook
“before i transitioned” <<<<< “back when i was on T”
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“before i transitioned” <<<<< “back when i was on T”
google maps “recall where this phone was for the last 8 hours” button for when you step out to get pastries and coffee for pretty girl who took you home but then on the way back you realize you don’t know her actual address
just a thought
just a thought
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
google maps “recall where this phone was for the last 8 hours” button for when you step out to get pastries and coffee for pretty girl who took you home but then on the way back you realize you don’t know her actual address
just a thought
just a thought
building my bf a Minority Report-style gestural interface for Balatro
September 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
building my bf a Minority Report-style gestural interface for Balatro
ambulances are so gay-coded like ok diva i hear you…go do your thing
September 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ambulances are so gay-coded like ok diva i hear you…go do your thing
the concept of getting rizzed up at the fort greene sexual health clinic
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the concept of getting rizzed up at the fort greene sexual health clinic
i love it when a trans girl has a Quirky Little Thing she does. like i just saw this diva rollerblading. such a cute Quirky Little Thing. her mind
August 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i love it when a trans girl has a Quirky Little Thing she does. like i just saw this diva rollerblading. such a cute Quirky Little Thing. her mind
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Cuba now brings the number of countries globally where trans people have the right to gender self-determination to 22.
Cuba Will Now Allow Trans People to Change Gender Markers Without Bottom Surgery
A new law allows trans Cubans to update their identification cards by request without providing proof of genital surgery.
www.them.us
July 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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in his defense i say this to twinks like all the time
July 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
in his defense i say this to twinks like all the time
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They drinking Caipirinha and tagging your wife
July 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They drinking Caipirinha and tagging your wife
mfw not paid promptly for services rendered
July 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
mfw not paid promptly for services rendered
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me greeting the straights: “hey”
me greeting the gays: “heyyy :)”
me greeting the dolls: “heyyy miss ma’am-she diva gorgina suprema~ 💗”
me greeting the gays: “heyyy :)”
me greeting the dolls: “heyyy miss ma’am-she diva gorgina suprema~ 💗”
July 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me greeting the straights: “hey”
me greeting the gays: “heyyy :)”
me greeting the dolls: “heyyy miss ma’am-she diva gorgina suprema~ 💗”
me greeting the gays: “heyyy :)”
me greeting the dolls: “heyyy miss ma’am-she diva gorgina suprema~ 💗”
nothing so deliriously slutty as starting a new book when you’re not done with your current book
June 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
nothing so deliriously slutty as starting a new book when you’re not done with your current book
guy on his first date with a trans girl: so uh have you ever read jack halberstam
June 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
guy on his first date with a trans girl: so uh have you ever read jack halberstam
where were you when eli escobar dropped weird fishes
June 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
where were you when eli escobar dropped weird fishes
callen lorde’s hold music got so jazzy…put the sax down and write me my pussy letter!
May 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
callen lorde’s hold music got so jazzy…put the sax down and write me my pussy letter!
a beautiful woman would never litter
May 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
a beautiful woman would never litter
kill the West Village Girl in your head
May 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
kill the West Village Girl in your head
kind of never fails to gag me how many cis people there are
May 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
kind of never fails to gag me how many cis people there are
cut off my weenor
May 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
cut off my weenor
me going to jersey for my bf’s grandma’s 97th birthday party on 5 hours of sleep
April 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
me going to jersey for my bf’s grandma’s 97th birthday party on 5 hours of sleep