Ryan "Zalo" Biddulph
@zalomar.bsky.social
bird fancier, forest troll, junior game designer, writer. I live in Winnipeg! opinions my own and things of that nature.
fuckinnnn Z-Bots. look at these dudes
we traded them at recess like they were pokemon. sometimes we traded them FOR pokemon. i knew how to do the missingno exploit and traded one for a z-bot, and the kid's mom called my house to complain to my mom i "ruined" his pokemon game lol
we traded them at recess like they were pokemon. sometimes we traded them FOR pokemon. i knew how to do the missingno exploit and traded one for a z-bot, and the kid's mom called my house to complain to my mom i "ruined" his pokemon game lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
fuckinnnn Z-Bots. look at these dudes
we traded them at recess like they were pokemon. sometimes we traded them FOR pokemon. i knew how to do the missingno exploit and traded one for a z-bot, and the kid's mom called my house to complain to my mom i "ruined" his pokemon game lol
we traded them at recess like they were pokemon. sometimes we traded them FOR pokemon. i knew how to do the missingno exploit and traded one for a z-bot, and the kid's mom called my house to complain to my mom i "ruined" his pokemon game lol
it's happening.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
it's happening.
hell, yea. Hell yeah!!
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
hell, yea. Hell yeah!!
Montana's™️ crayon ultramarine and his boy friend: the original Starwalker. my soul dared me to draw something beautiful when it was Time For Ribs
October 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Montana's™️ crayon ultramarine and his boy friend: the original Starwalker. my soul dared me to draw something beautiful when it was Time For Ribs
mole playing rough
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
mole playing rough
deploying strategic Bean reserves
July 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
deploying strategic Bean reserves
brain is normal this morning
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
brain is normal this morning
Bean broke into the strategic household stockpile of single-use offensive items that cast attack magic. she's using molotovs and icicles and wind gems on squirrels and power leveling...... bean that's irresponsible!!
June 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Bean broke into the strategic household stockpile of single-use offensive items that cast attack magic. she's using molotovs and icicles and wind gems on squirrels and power leveling...... bean that's irresponsible!!
so the dog learned how to rotate her paradigm shifts and atb cancel properly. she's building up my chain meter and staggering me. she can't keep fucken doing shit like this!!! Bean, stop!!!
March 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
so the dog learned how to rotate her paradigm shifts and atb cancel properly. she's building up my chain meter and staggering me. she can't keep fucken doing shit like this!!! Bean, stop!!!
a orc is a angry green guy, a ork is a weird pig guy
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
a orc is a angry green guy, a ork is a weird pig guy
fuck FUCK bean learned how to puyo chain at puppy daycare. she's filling the house with garbage blocks bean STOP
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
fuck FUCK bean learned how to puyo chain at puppy daycare. she's filling the house with garbage blocks bean STOP
Bean got her paws on Summon Materia........ she knows how to conjure the Dragon God, Leviathan. i'm at my wits end!!!
January 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bean got her paws on Summon Materia........ she knows how to conjure the Dragon God, Leviathan. i'm at my wits end!!!
murray chrimbus-- bean delivery
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 PM
murray chrimbus-- bean delivery
at daycare, bean has found a pal. when we commented on it to the girl when we picked her up she was like "oh it's cute, but i think obie just thinks she's a sheep and is herding her"
dogs....... natures lil pals
dogs....... natures lil pals
December 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
at daycare, bean has found a pal. when we commented on it to the girl when we picked her up she was like "oh it's cute, but i think obie just thinks she's a sheep and is herding her"
dogs....... natures lil pals
dogs....... natures lil pals
a beast of the deep winter emerges
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December 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
a beast of the deep winter emerges
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my email junk folder has been absolutely swarmed by adult content scammers recently, but they're almost entirely gibberish. a bacchanalian swarm of internet numbers stations, broadcasting inscrutable seductions for a person who isn't there
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
my email junk folder has been absolutely swarmed by adult content scammers recently, but they're almost entirely gibberish. a bacchanalian swarm of internet numbers stations, broadcasting inscrutable seductions for a person who isn't there
Alt text supplied, as is the style of the time! getcher boids heah!
November 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Alt text supplied, as is the style of the time! getcher boids heah!
ye oldë birdë. let's 'av another, eh guv?
November 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
ye oldë birdë. let's 'av another, eh guv?
postin some old birds. birds of old.
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
postin some old birds. birds of old.
bean: the autumn collection™️
November 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
bean: the autumn collection™️