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Ryan "Zalo" Biddulph
@zalomar.bsky.social
bird fancier, forest troll, junior game designer, writer. I live in Winnipeg! opinions my own and things of that nature.
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Ahoyhoy-- I'm Ryan, a Winnipeg local game designer, writer, tester, and general creative so-and-so. I wrote for Skybound Games' Valour and Villany board game series, and have worked on several fringe shows! I mainly post about video games and birds, or my dog Bean!
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need to know this video is on this website
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
winnipeg city council excited to introduce: the box you put money in. "every street corner will have one. when you drive up in your car, the box opens and then you can put money inside. we think there is some real innovation here. the boxes send the money right to us which we use to buy more boxes"
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
fuckinnnn Z-Bots. look at these dudes
we traded them at recess like they were pokemon. sometimes we traded them FOR pokemon. i knew how to do the missingno exploit and traded one for a z-bot, and the kid's mom called my house to complain to my mom i "ruined" his pokemon game lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
FRIEND: hey man, we gotta get going it's time to hang out with The Granite Obelisk

ME, CONSIDERING LEAVING THE GRANITE OBELISK CULT: no dude. it's fucking stupid

FRIEND: wow-- you kiss The Obelisk with that mouth?
whoa.you
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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earthbound lookin ass
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
man it's nuts lost odyssey never got ported anywhere
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
kirby...........
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
when are we going to watch: plurbus. plurbbis... plurbose??

plurbis.

"ive had it up to here with these god damned plurbs!!!"

ah yeah there we go that's the good stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
it's wild how unplayable some n64 games and gamecube games are without the respective controllers. the assumption that you can slide your thumb from a to b, or that you are using the c buttons, and not a stick, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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本日の一枚。
23年前の2002年11月14日、PS2『V ドラゴンクォーター』発売!
#カプコンアートワーク #CAPCOM #ARTWORK #ブレスオブファイア
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
what if i get bit flipped by the Colossal Cosmic Storm. what then
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i had no idea gail simone was doing an x-men....... inspired pairing!! this might be the first time i seek out any comics in over a decade. I love gail simone :)
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
unrelated it really is a bummer to see keighley evolve from a bit of an embarassing but harmless guy into what seems like a truly hollow business revenant. i mean, im sure it was always in there. but. you know
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
a weird (kind of isolating) thing about working as part of a middle-sized studio in a town that's kinda in the middle of nowhere is i don't really have a good sense how to engage with the rest of the industry

i'm very aware im quite sheltered, but also have zero idea what to do about it lol
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
playing rpg alone:
this is a rich text of theme and character, i am immersed beyond measure

playing rpg together with wife or friends:
every one of these little guys has a silly voice and i'm gonna read it out loud. this guy sounds like david lynch from twin peaks :)
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
yea
Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss (1992)
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the trick to making a good boss is to answer this question:

what if a there was a bigger type of guy, maybe a sorcerer or sorceress of some sort. what if they had expensively animated moves, but also pissed you off
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
happy to see other breath of fire dragon quarter appreciators on the TL. there are dozens of us!!
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
let me write something. i'll make it funny!!! video game's can be funny!!!
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"this wellbutrin does not seem terribly effective. wait... what's that...?"

*unfolds tiny bit of the left side of the label, revealing "Un" before Wellbutrin*

"oh shit oh no"
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
are we still actually completely unable to watch curling anywhere in canada or has someone like, fixed that
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i have just found out that the brooklyn dodgers ceased to exist in 1957, which explains why my incantations were ineffective
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM