Zalfar, the Alien
@zalfar-the-alien.bsky.social
Sadistic alien software tester poking fun at the human simulation...
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Do do do dooo doo doooooo!
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Do do do dooo doo doooooo!
He's dumber than every one of those people.
May 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He's dumber than every one of those people.
She's not down with the D when a guy's got shitty diapers. Elderly golfer is probably taking too many addys to pitch a tent anyway. Melania has probably found a handsome secret service agent to provide some secret service. 😘💋
May 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
She's not down with the D when a guy's got shitty diapers. Elderly golfer is probably taking too many addys to pitch a tent anyway. Melania has probably found a handsome secret service agent to provide some secret service. 😘💋
I told that little shit to stop playing around! Thanks for letting me know.
May 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I told that little shit to stop playing around! Thanks for letting me know.
Finally, someone has some balls!
May 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Finally, someone has some balls!
Seriously. I'd live to see that child sex data with this in mind.
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seriously. I'd live to see that child sex data with this in mind.
Mathematics is supposed to be capitalized.
May 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mathematics is supposed to be capitalized.
It more fun when you're working, knowing that the admin is cutting your funding in three months. Shit just keeps getting better. Every day, a new miracle.
May 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It more fun when you're working, knowing that the admin is cutting your funding in three months. Shit just keeps getting better. Every day, a new miracle.
I, too, have boycotted those and more, very successfully. I just wish I was as optimistic regarding the amount of people who are crazy in this country. They are not a minority.
May 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I, too, have boycotted those and more, very successfully. I just wish I was as optimistic regarding the amount of people who are crazy in this country. They are not a minority.
The most racist ones don't even know they are racist, except the crazy few that let everyone know.
May 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The most racist ones don't even know they are racist, except the crazy few that let everyone know.
It's hard to do. They get defensive and are too far gone. You can't reason someone out of something they were not reasoned into in the first place. You might see that 45% go up in a few weeks when shelves on stores are empty. Then there will still be tue ones that blame it on the dems anyway.
May 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's hard to do. They get defensive and are too far gone. You can't reason someone out of something they were not reasoned into in the first place. You might see that 45% go up in a few weeks when shelves on stores are empty. Then there will still be tue ones that blame it on the dems anyway.
This idiot can't be serious.
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This idiot can't be serious.
Meh. Tax auditors don't know the difference. It's still shitty though.
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Meh. Tax auditors don't know the difference. It's still shitty though.
There's a tax writeoff if they are destroyed.
April 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There's a tax writeoff if they are destroyed.
Info is already sold to Dark MAGA.
April 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Info is already sold to Dark MAGA.
Israel got over a billion. Glad we removed stable employment from Americans to fund more wars.
April 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Israel got over a billion. Glad we removed stable employment from Americans to fund more wars.
The country's youngest incels too.
April 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The country's youngest incels too.
Now we just need pictures of all the white pastors that got arrested for touching people's kids.
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Now we just need pictures of all the white pastors that got arrested for touching people's kids.
Spend all my money on apple and microsoft stock.
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Spend all my money on apple and microsoft stock.
Either they released them when they're not typically active, or the doves are sick and don't know what they're doing. Either way, WTaF?
April 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Either they released them when they're not typically active, or the doves are sick and don't know what they're doing. Either way, WTaF?
$5000 wouldn't pay for the birth.
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
$5000 wouldn't pay for the birth.
The whole point was to make everyone so miserable that they quit, but we can't release the RIF plans? Are they afraid people will quit?
April 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The whole point was to make everyone so miserable that they quit, but we can't release the RIF plans? Are they afraid people will quit?
Maybe because they don't know it. I'm still trying to figure out when it is.
April 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Maybe because they don't know it. I'm still trying to figure out when it is.
Then the whole HBCU thing. I am so confused. I think he just wants black colleges to be funded to push segregation, but I thought he was just against education and for slavery. It makes no sense.
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Then the whole HBCU thing. I am so confused. I think he just wants black colleges to be funded to push segregation, but I thought he was just against education and for slavery. It makes no sense.
His folks and Dark MAGA have a well developed plan, a movement, a vision, and a passion for that change. The best we as the left have is to try to keep things the way they are so they don't get worse. None of us want things the way they are. We need a movement, vision, and plan, too or they'll win.
April 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
His folks and Dark MAGA have a well developed plan, a movement, a vision, and a passion for that change. The best we as the left have is to try to keep things the way they are so they don't get worse. None of us want things the way they are. We need a movement, vision, and plan, too or they'll win.