Zalfar, the Alien
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Sadistic alien software tester poking fun at the human simulation...
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One time, I paused the simulation and moved it back to an arbitrary point in time before rerunning it. I never deleted the data from the 1st run, so now the humans argue about their conflicting accounts of the same timeline! Ha ha ha! They call it the Mandella Effect. Stupid humans! Buah ha ha ha!
I've programmed a cool experiment for humanity. How about you all become corporate owned and programmed with Neuralink chips. Buah ha ha ha!
#darkMAGA #darkenlightenment
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The Dark MAGA Gov-corp Technate — Part 1
In this piece, Iain Davis starts off this 2-part series with a masterful explanation of the philosophy and political theory hiding in plain sight behind key figures shaping the policies of the Trump a...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I've programmed a cool experiment for humanity. How about you all become corporate owned and programmed with Neuralink chips. Buah ha ha ha!
#darkMAGA #darkenlightenment
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#darkMAGA #darkenlightenment
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The defect density of the human simulation is going through the roof! Muah ha ha ha ha! Since my oligarchy virus infected the governance module, failure modes are being realized all over the world. Buah ha ha ha ha!
February 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The defect density of the human simulation is going through the roof! Muah ha ha ha ha! Since my oligarchy virus infected the governance module, failure modes are being realized all over the world. Buah ha ha ha ha!
My next evil plot against the humans: incomprehensible time dilation. I've decided to slow and speed the passage of time by resetting the experience rate parameters of the human conscious. Then I'll make Monday seem like Friday but the rest of the work week will still exist. #timedilation #aliens
February 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My next evil plot against the humans: incomprehensible time dilation. I've decided to slow and speed the passage of time by resetting the experience rate parameters of the human conscious. Then I'll make Monday seem like Friday but the rest of the work week will still exist. #timedilation #aliens
Humans fascinate me with their resilience. Look at this guy from NASA writing a song about unity. Even I must admit admiration for some of our specimens. #music #aliens #collapse
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We The People (Carry On)
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February 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Humans fascinate me with their resilience. Look at this guy from NASA writing a song about unity. Even I must admit admiration for some of our specimens. #music #aliens #collapse
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What better component to stress test the human simulation than a giant asteroid coming right as my viruses cause the governance modules to fail. Muah ha ha ha ha! Stupid humans! You'll suffer yet!
#aliensimulation #matrix #aliens
#zalfar #asteroid #collapse
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ESA actively monitoring near-Earth asteroid 2024 YR4
The European Space Agency (ESA) Planetary Defence Office is closely monitoring the recently discovered asteroid 2024 YR4, which has a very small chance of impacting Earth in 2032. This page was l...
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February 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What better component to stress test the human simulation than a giant asteroid coming right as my viruses cause the governance modules to fail. Muah ha ha ha ha! Stupid humans! You'll suffer yet!
#aliensimulation #matrix #aliens
#zalfar #asteroid #collapse
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Buah ha ha ha ha! My oligarchy virus has really started to corrupt the simulation's governance module. The humans have normalized nonconformances such that the fault management codes are failing even when redundant. If I don't slow this virus, the entire simulation will fail.
#oligarchy #elon #coup
#oligarchy #elon #coup
February 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Buah ha ha ha ha! My oligarchy virus has really started to corrupt the simulation's governance module. The humans have normalized nonconformances such that the fault management codes are failing even when redundant. If I don't slow this virus, the entire simulation will fail.
#oligarchy #elon #coup
#oligarchy #elon #coup
My oligarchy virus is going splendidly! A ketamine-fueled billionaire has taken over the most powerful government in the human simulation and is bypassing all statutory algorithms. I love making the developers struggle. Back to the scrum board losers! Muah ha ha ha ha!
#oligarchy #aliensimulation
#oligarchy #aliensimulation
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My oligarchy virus is going splendidly! A ketamine-fueled billionaire has taken over the most powerful government in the human simulation and is bypassing all statutory algorithms. I love making the developers struggle. Back to the scrum board losers! Muah ha ha ha ha!
#oligarchy #aliensimulation
#oligarchy #aliensimulation
Update: My doublespeak virus is doing so well. Exclusion and discrimination against a marginalized group is called "defending women." Muah ha ha. Humans are so easy to manipulate!
#aliensimulation #aliens #matrix
#aliensimulation #aliens #matrix
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Update: My doublespeak virus is doing so well. Exclusion and discrimination against a marginalized group is called "defending women." Muah ha ha. Humans are so easy to manipulate!
#aliensimulation #aliens #matrix
#aliensimulation #aliens #matrix
If you're all lucky, I might allow my kind to be revealed to you in the next few weeks.
#aliens #ufos #aliensimulation #uap
#aliens #ufos #aliensimulation #uap
January 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you're all lucky, I might allow my kind to be revealed to you in the next few weeks.
#aliens #ufos #aliensimulation #uap
#aliens #ufos #aliensimulation #uap
I'm most proud of a social virus I wrote called Facebook. Muah ha ha ha! Stupid humans! You'll never succeed as long as Zalfar is here! I'll just create addictive dopamine releases on your phones that brainwash half your neighbors to drooling stupidity. I'll slowly destroy you all!
#aliensimulation
#aliensimulation
January 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm most proud of a social virus I wrote called Facebook. Muah ha ha ha! Stupid humans! You'll never succeed as long as Zalfar is here! I'll just create addictive dopamine releases on your phones that brainwash half your neighbors to drooling stupidity. I'll slowly destroy you all!
#aliensimulation
#aliensimulation
My oligarchy virus and the corporate greed bug that I introduced have both wildly increased the variance metrics in the climate module. The defect density in the software is flying through the roof. Now LA is on fire! Buah ha ha ha ha!
January 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My oligarchy virus and the corporate greed bug that I introduced have both wildly increased the variance metrics in the climate module. The defect density in the software is flying through the roof. Now LA is on fire! Buah ha ha ha ha!
My new virus update: Doublespeak activates human emotion routines w/ positive words to justify awful things. It's been updated to excessively include words like family values and faith to remove rights from women and lgbt people. It will spread across humanity! Buah ha ha ha!
#lgbt #aliensimulation
#lgbt #aliensimulation
January 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My new virus update: Doublespeak activates human emotion routines w/ positive words to justify awful things. It's been updated to excessively include words like family values and faith to remove rights from women and lgbt people. It will spread across humanity! Buah ha ha ha!
#lgbt #aliensimulation
#lgbt #aliensimulation
Sometimes, I grow bored of proper human suffering and just love to watch the struggles of petty inconvenience. Wobbly wheels on grocery carts, a few bursted pipes from Winter weather, and a few more traffic jams... Muah ha ha ha!
December 30, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes, I grow bored of proper human suffering and just love to watch the struggles of petty inconvenience. Wobbly wheels on grocery carts, a few bursted pipes from Winter weather, and a few more traffic jams... Muah ha ha ha!
Good day, mortals! You might get a few more weeks peace. Some malicious code I wrote should shift the Overton Window far to socially acceptable hatred and general fear of diversity. Iterations should start converging within weeks. I'll make you suffer yet! Buah ha ha! #aliens #simulation #matrix
December 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Good day, mortals! You might get a few more weeks peace. Some malicious code I wrote should shift the Overton Window far to socially acceptable hatred and general fear of diversity. Iterations should start converging within weeks. I'll make you suffer yet! Buah ha ha! #aliens #simulation #matrix
So, rather than have only a gerontocracy, I put some other failure modes in the governance module. Now, the planned FBI director is a guy who apparently rips giant Iines of coke before taking professional photos! You apathetic humans have normalized nonconformances and will never succeed! Ha ha ha!
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December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
So, rather than have only a gerontocracy, I put some other failure modes in the governance module. Now, the planned FBI director is a guy who apparently rips giant Iines of coke before taking professional photos! You apathetic humans have normalized nonconformances and will never succeed! Ha ha ha!
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Are you against Kash Patel's nomination? I am.
Send letters to your Senators opposing him now:
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Tell your Senators: Oppose Trump's dangerous pick of Kash Patel for FBI Director
Contact Congress today!
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December 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Are you against Kash Patel's nomination? I am.
Send letters to your Senators opposing him now:
Send letters to your Senators opposing him now:
Muah ha ha ha! My oligarchy virus has worked so well! Billionaires have bought so many US legislators that the only bills they can pass are useless. Just today, they passed a bill to designate the bald eagle as the national bird. The world burns and they vote on a bird! Buah ha ha ha!
#oligarchy
#oligarchy
December 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Muah ha ha ha! My oligarchy virus has worked so well! Billionaires have bought so many US legislators that the only bills they can pass are useless. Just today, they passed a bill to designate the bald eagle as the national bird. The world burns and they vote on a bird! Buah ha ha ha!
#oligarchy
#oligarchy
I introduced a corporate greed bug into the governance module. The legislators can't retire because they still owe their corrupt robber barron buddies too many favors. Now the most prosperous country in the world is led by elderly people that can't even stand without breaking a bone! Buah ha ha ha!
December 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I introduced a corporate greed bug into the governance module. The legislators can't retire because they still owe their corrupt robber barron buddies too many favors. Now the most prosperous country in the world is led by elderly people that can't even stand without breaking a bone! Buah ha ha ha!
I secretly put an oligarchy virus in the simulation ages ago to destroy the most prosperous nation of humans, but now they have rediscovered a way to fight it with assassination. I'll have to develop a new routine that punishes them for it by making health insurance even worse! Buah ha ha ha ha!
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I secretly put an oligarchy virus in the simulation ages ago to destroy the most prosperous nation of humans, but now they have rediscovered a way to fight it with assassination. I'll have to develop a new routine that punishes them for it by making health insurance even worse! Buah ha ha ha ha!
Today was spent stress testing humans w/ aggravating nonsense. I had the simulation cause people to spill their coffees. The simulation forgot to put clouds in the sky, so I made some thunderstorms as recompense. Also, I decided to modify objects like putting crappy pockets in womens' pants. Ha ha!
December 2, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Today was spent stress testing humans w/ aggravating nonsense. I had the simulation cause people to spill their coffees. The simulation forgot to put clouds in the sky, so I made some thunderstorms as recompense. Also, I decided to modify objects like putting crappy pockets in womens' pants. Ha ha!
One time, I paused the simulation and moved it back to an arbitrary point in time before rerunning it. I never deleted the data from the 1st run, so now the humans argue about their conflicting accounts of the same timeline! Ha ha ha! They call it the Mandella Effect. Stupid humans! Buah ha ha ha!
December 1, 2024 at 6:18 AM
One time, I paused the simulation and moved it back to an arbitrary point in time before rerunning it. I never deleted the data from the 1st run, so now the humans argue about their conflicting accounts of the same timeline! Ha ha ha! They call it the Mandella Effect. Stupid humans! Buah ha ha ha!
The devs made a module for the simulation called the Internet. It was meant to create better communication capabilities for the humans, so I filled it up with toxic data, and now the humans hate each other and can barely communicate at all! Muah ha ha ha ha! Back to the scrum board losers!
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The devs made a module for the simulation called the Internet. It was meant to create better communication capabilities for the humans, so I filled it up with toxic data, and now the humans hate each other and can barely communicate at all! Muah ha ha ha ha! Back to the scrum board losers!
I inserted a failure mode from Idiocracy, but the humans seemed to have normalized nonconformances. I'll have to let this test run a while and see what happens.
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November 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I inserted a failure mode from Idiocracy, but the humans seemed to have normalized nonconformances. I'll have to let this test run a while and see what happens.
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