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zalfano.bsky.social
@zalfano.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Yes please
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Question: why is a sitting president who is not legally eligible for re-election, holding a rally?
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I preordered this bad boy from @umbrellaent.bsky.social the day it was announced! Can’t wait for it to get here!
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oooh I hope I’m on it!
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dude looks like Robert California
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yea but the other options are a Paramount-Skydance service or a Disney service. Peacock doesn’t exist.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also “we know nothing about it”? This book came out 3 years ago.
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Girls get it done!!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’ve worked in insurance claims for about 10 years and let me tell you that no MRI has ever been for “preventative measures.” By definition, an MRI is diagnostic in nature.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Holy smokes this brought back a memory I didn’t know I had.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s just crazy to me that as a society we’ve allowed air travel to get to be as terrible as it is. There’s very little that remains to be enjoyable about it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wampler was a legend.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
But what about the special Starbucks drink
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Classic deflection of responsibility.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Only just now realized that was Tommy
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Okay but Dan’s arms though
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Also beat me to it
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM