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zalfano.bsky.social
@zalfano.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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All you have to do is subscribe to this list and it will automatically block all of those maga fuckheads. You’ll never see them and they’ll never see you. Do it.
The fucking Mets.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Seriously how can anybody think this is okay or normal?
Trump: “I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it."
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My theory on this is the Raiders are 2-10 so who fucking cares
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
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December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Quentin Tarantino shut the fuck up challenge.
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well there goes that I guess
Breaking News: The Supreme Court agreed to review a landmark dispute over the constitutionality of President Trump’s effort to end birthright citizenship. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Looking forward to @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Man of Tomorrow getting the Stranger Things finale treatment. Two days in the theater over a midweek holiday and dumped on streaming.
Fuck Ted Sarandos.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just watched Ballerina and why didn’t you guys tell me Ana de Armas had a flamethrower??
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The entire conservative base is a bunch of simps for corporations that couldn’t give two wet shits about them.
trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s not because people are buying more things. It’s because everything is more expensive. This is called Inflation.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Upgraded to @letterboxd.social Patreon so my nerdy ass can post alt posters
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Nowhere in this many hundred page article does this piece of shit convey an intelligent theory about “why” he hates Mamdani so much.
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What do you think it feels like to be a black cat in a sunspot on a Sunday?
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Saw Blue October live tonight in SLC and god I wish I hadn’t.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Dear #instagram. I’m just trying to like a picture. Stop taking me to a fucking REEL.
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Love to see Netflix’s (very very) slow realization that theatrical releases make them money
The series finale of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ will actually be released in theaters.

• Will happen on New Year’s Eve, same day as the Netflix release

• Previously no plans to release in theaters but talks have evolved

(Source: puck.news/newsletter_c...)
October 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Peacemaker would love The Lost Boys @jamesgunn.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t win em all folks. Better luck next time.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fun fact: the average life expectancy for a man in 1789, when the Supreme Court was established, was 35 years.
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I miss Simpsons Tapped Out
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
TLOSG starting to have more variants than a Marvel movie.
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Im a 40 year old white man. I’m the demographic that Tron: Ares was made for. And yet? I could not give a single shit. What a boring franchise. I can’t for the life of me understand why Disney keeps making this garbage.
October 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That Jennifer Hudson hallway shit seems like an absolute nightmare.
October 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Replaying Spider-Man 2 for the first time since it came out and… how is the performance still this bad?
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If I had a billion dollars I would simply buy Rotten Tomatoes and shut it down.
October 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM