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Zak Toscani
@zaktoscani.bsky.social
Standup Comedian
Early show is sold out but still tickets to the late show at Commonwealth Comedy Club - Cincinnati / Northern KY
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The truth about Mission Trips
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A little joke about a coffee shop order gone wrong
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It’s gonna be a fucking blast - you won’t wanna miss it
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Frozen pizzas are blank canvases you should use to paint your masterpiece
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My first job
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Portland! Doing a holiday leftovers show at Framework on 12/27 - sketches, standup, and it’s BYOB! Get them tickets
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Toscani Family Reunion hats are available online for the next 24hrs! DM me. Both color ways are adjustable.

Signature by my mom, designed by a professional forger, and embroidered and brought to life by @trillblazin.bsky.social

All hats will be shipped out this week. Welcome to the family.
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
August 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I told a joke about leaving notes on cars and then I find this on my rental after the gig. Fucking hilarious! Thank you dear stranger
June 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m heading the Comedy Fort in Ft Collins on Thursday and I’m headlining Dude, IDK Studios in Denver on Friday. Come one come all
June 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ft Collins, CO - 6/12 | Denver, CO - 6/13 | Toronto - 7/4 | MLPS - 8/15 | Chicago, IL - 8/16 | New Orleans - 9/6 | Cincinnati, OH - 11/21 | Gainesville, FL - 12/6
May 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
May 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My very first merch! Available at any and every Zak Toscani show

Designed by me, my mom, and a professional forger. Created and brought to life by @trillblazin.bsky.social

Become part of the family
May 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Catch me live! All dates and tix on my website
May 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This Friday! Standup on a private streetcar ride. 10 tickets left for each show
May 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Everyone knows it is illegal to shout “fire” in a crowded building.

But, did you know it is legal to shout “Zak Toscani is doing a comedy show on a private Portland Streetcar on Friday May 16th! Two shows!” in a crowded building?
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If I’m not coming to your local comedy club or venue, email them and tell em “Bring Zak Toscani here!” it helps more than you’d think
May 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Both shows are 20 tickets away from being sold out - don’t miss your chance
May 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Through a combination of fear and intimidation I was able to get the city of Portland’s approval to do (2!) standup shows on a private streetcar.

Ride the loop and have some laughs. I’ll have special friends with me. Tickets and show info on my website- ZakToscani.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh damn, this is pretty cool
March 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Last nights house show in Fayetteville was killer - can’t wait to come back
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s a great reason to get all your friends together for a fun night
March 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM