Fun MTG lore fact: Planeswalkers usually discover their ability to do so during a traumatic moment by involuntarily going to a RANDOM plane

Imagine you are living the worst moment of life and just when you think it can’t get any worse you are suddenly teleported to the infinite spiders dimension

This is so funny because with the amount of Spider tribal synergy that’s in SPM I feel like almost every reprint card is gonna be something like “Spydiir, Lord of the Spiders”

It also implies the existence of a plane in the multiverse where the whole gimmick is just OH GOD SPIDERS EVERYWHERE

Why is it called the coin flip

Also like, treating unemployment like it’s a flaw of character is kind of shitty. Aside from people who don’t seek employment for mental health reasons, a lot of people are jobless because the job market is extremely awful right now. But TikTok is not ready for that conversation yet.

At least it sounds like they’re pretty far off from a release, hopefully that’s enough time for the stock to settle out. (Or maybe even release a cool special edition 🤞)

How are you going to try and tell me one of these is my cheeky but loyal ghost friend who’s been with me since the very beginning, and the other is some lovecraftian horror from beyond normal space which fundamentally can not be

maaaaaan why you trying to get me to spend money 😩

No one told this dude about jorkin' it

Watch Gozyuger probably

Wow look at this stupid fucking idiot

I thought I saw it like 4 times but it was always just the AI poison overlay lol

Primarchs with loving parents are so peak

Haha epic and relatable Tumblr quote my friend, but are you aware that funny little bit changed the way I perceive existence