Zaketh
zaketh.bsky.social
Zaketh
@zaketh.bsky.social
He/Him

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“youtuber watches an obscure bad movie and recaps the plot while also recounting out how troubled the development was” is quickly becoming my favorite flavor of Youtube slop content.
September 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
FUCK this post and Happy Birthday Hatsune Miku
August 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know for getting to be one of the Ninja Turtles, can anyone actually name a single piece of art that Donatello made
August 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Crazy how Pokemon’s “cute mascot” design literally peaked with this. Someguy was like “Hey what if we drew a Pikachu but kinda fucked up” and boom, scientifically most huggable pokemon ever.
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy pride time to repost my favorite tweet of all time
June 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I will never get over how badly pokemon fumbled the concept of Ultra Beasts. Beyond just looking weird & freaky (most of them weren’t even that weird) they should’ve leaned much heavier into how alien & unknowable they are. No cutsey names, and you DEFINITELY shouldn’t have been able to catch them.
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:

"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you're giving a talk and you do that "Good morning...oh you can do better than that, GOOD MORNING" shit someone from the crowd should karate chop you in the throat
May 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My dinner last night burned the shit out of my mouth and now eating my breakfast and drinking my tea feels like I’m trapped in a fucking greek myth being punished for sharing the secrets of microwavable turkey sausage to humanity or whatever
April 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I feel like there's something about being queer, or really socially atypical in any way, that opens you up to a deeper level of human understanding. The type of shit that I hear gay/trans people say just randomly off the cuff has me feeling like a Greek acolyte walking by Plato giving a lecture.
April 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dude the pope showing up to heaven the day AFTER Easter must be crazy. "Oh yeah, it was a heck of a party Francis sucks that you missed it. J-Man really wished you coulda made it. I think St. Paul still has some of the leftover ham if you want...?"
April 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The worst thing about modern day gooners is they’re actually so boring and prudish it’s insulting. The fuck do you mean Emma Frost’s face is to masculine, back in my day real perverts were talking about how they wanted to fuck the computer lady from Portal. You are posers, all of you.
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
At no point in the Minecraft movie did someone try to sleep in a bed in the Nether, either by accident or as an improvised weapon, so I’m adding like 20 cinemasins and demanding a Snyder Cut-esque rewrite.

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April 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The dog and duck from Duck Hunt setting aside their differences and building a lasting friendship is proof we can one day truly heal as a country.
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT ANNOUNCE A SPLATOON 3 UPGRADE THAT ADDS MOUSE AIM????
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'yeah we don't really do anything about that anymore
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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happy miku day to those who celebrate (me)
March 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I wonder if I could buy MH:Wilds and play around with the character creator and then refund it since I'm positive that's the only part of the game I'm actually going to enjoy
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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sharing a value tumblr post reminding you to be reasonable and kind to yourself when the world feels very deeply unreasonable and cruel
March 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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there are toilets everywhere for those with pants to pee
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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just got the latest bluesky update wtf
October 24, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Doing an evil Tim Tam Slam (I eat the cookie first and then drink really hot tea before swallowing and burn the inside of my mouth)
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM