Zahra Huselid, Freelance Bard
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Zahra Huselid, Freelance Bard
@zahra-the-bard.bsky.social
Pop culture writer • burnt out former academic • transfeminine and obnoxious about it • giant robot enthusiast • I HAVE EMERGED FROM THE PLACE OF SPELLS AND FAIRIES

https://zahrathebard.neocities.org
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Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Ready Player One's credited author was Ernest Cline but it was actually Ghostwritten by a Funko Pop.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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yes we are building towards economic catastrophe but maybe a wizard will make everything okay
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM