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Zach
@zagareus.bsky.social
I bleed sigma energy and I shit sigma rhymes

I piss sigma felonies they'll never catch me for my crimes
Y'all come eat!
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke watching this.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just kept using it anyway because it felt cool as fuck to dodge with it lmao.
October 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Zach
age 15: damn those donuts and 17 dr peppers and BBQ and shrimp sure was great. i think today i will sprint around in the summer heat uninhibited and then eat those again

age 25: just had 2 pepsis, the slight singe in the back of my throat has informed me the next 4 days of my life will be horseshit
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Seriously, it's like nails on a chalkboard every fucking time. I cannot fucking stand listening to the cunt. It's really not even worth it because it's all just incoherent drivel. You gain fucking nothing from listening to him.
September 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Holy shit Marble Hornets mention. I remember being genuinely scared of Slender Man as a kid because of videos like his. Might have to check this out.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I don't even follow this fucking account so getting this on my feed TODAY of all days is extremely fucking funny.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Not starting with Mother 1 is very reasonable, but I do recommend playing it at some point if only for the novelty of playing an RPG that's just... so old. It's very rough, but I didn't regret playing it, and I felt rewarded once I got to Mother 3. No judgement to anyone who skips of course.
August 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can we bitch at them to just completely remove YouTube Kids now? That shit does WAY more harm than good and it's honestly pretty fucking disgusting to me.
July 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm ngl this happened before I went there and my source is literally my friend who was there lol so I might be spreading false information.
July 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thank you Penis David for liking my reply.
July 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not high school but my University did mass email everyone to stop jorking it in the showers at one point because cum was clogging up the pipes.
July 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Why would you need to do that in the US? Why can't you just vote for the party you want to when you get there?
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM