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Zach
@zagareus.bsky.social
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I bleed sigma energy and I shit sigma rhymes

I piss sigma felonies they'll never catch me for my crimes
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#MetroidPrime4
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Absolute TV Time
July 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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HOLY SHIT GMAN SIGHTING!!!
The shitty AI generated mentioned in the replies seems to have named a random place in Mexico "GMAN" G Man specifically modeled from the Source 2 engine staring at you and smiling somewhat menacingly.
May 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Big yellow ball with a face that's yelling "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
December 21, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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Here's my Steam Replay. Honestly, I'm surprised Elite Dangerous made it so high up here.
Zagareus's Steam Replay 2024 63 games played, 238 achievements, 677 sessions, 25 new games Most played games by percentage of play time Elite Dangerous: 9%, Garry's Mod: 7%, Hollow Knight: 6%, Sonic X Shadow Generations: 6%, Elden Ring: 6%
December 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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A Discord DM where my friend Adrian sent a screenshot of my previous reply to them on Bluesky, but with an unpublished reply of their own, which is just my full address. I have censored the address by simply blacking it out on MS Paint and replacing the text with "My actual fucking address". I replied to the message with a GIF of an emoji with a distraught face, with its hands in the air, being disintegrated like it got Thanos snapped.
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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POST MORE ON THIS SITE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Goku from Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 looking at you angrily like he's going to fucking kill you.
November 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Goku from DB Xenoverse 2 is looking at you like he wants to kill you (or fuck you in this case)
October 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Whitebeard from One Piece reaching out his hand and saying, "Become my mutual!"
October 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way.
October 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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JUMPSCARE
Whitebeard from One Piece (he does not have his cock out)
December 14, 2023 at 12:05 AM