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Zaff 🦇🧛👻🎃
@zafflesia.bsky.social
I still like carnivorous plants!!!! they/them. Used to work in games, now I kind of just want to chill.

🇰🇷 Tired artist, will break out into cats and dogs and fountain pens when stressed.
Ohhhh! I LOVE that! the pattern work is so fine! That color is gorrgeeouusssss
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
TIM NO
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
also pls share knitting progress!!! pls.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
what year is it, you guys. why are we talking about bill blinton's dick again. i am weirded out enough to have typo'd it as "bill blinton" and i am accepting it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
people our age should be financially compensated for... this.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is... real?? Oh my god, that is ridiculous.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
oh ABSOLUTELY the whole thing is grift for sure. talking to a jesus chatbot like damn, as I understand the whole prayer thing, you can already talk to the J Man for free
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
OH I DIDN'T EVEN POST THE IMPORTANT PART OF THAT ARTICLE, WHICH IS THAT YOU CAN PAY MORE TO TALK TO SATAN

I JUST LOOK LIKE I'M RAMBLING ABOUT TALKING TO SATAN LIKE A SILLY PERSON
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sorry sorry i generally have a "no AI posts" rule for myself but sometimes i have to break it, and this time it's the idea that you have to pay extra to talk to Satan. My boy Lucifer will never ask for your money, he will tempt you to text your ex at 2 am for no money down
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Press 1 to talk to Satan, the title of my light novel
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sorry, that sounded kind of weird without more context. Basically i too hate weight painting
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This makes so much sense
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
CATRICK THAT IS NOT HOW A GENTLEMAN BEHAVES!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A KILLER
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
OH NO catrick there is BLOOD ON YOUR PAWS
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Many spiders and crickets have died at her paws
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM